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One day a a woman and her husband had a new baby boy, only the baby was born just as a head, no other body parts, despite the condition the father cared for the baby alot and they bonded.
As the kid grew older he wasn't able to do much because he was still just a head, no other body parts, the father couldn't do much with his kid, couldn't teach him how to play sports or how to drive a car when he turned 16. Finally when the kid turned 21, his father took him to the bar to have a drink, his father gave him a bottle of beer, once he was finished out popped 2 arms, the father said here have another beer, once he finished that one a torso popped out, the father looked at his son in shock, here have a shot of vodka he says, the kid took the shot of vodka and out popped 2 legs, the dad looks at his son in shock again, wow he says in disbelief. By this time the kid was feeling pretty drunk and got up and began to walk, he walked out of the bar only to stumble into the street and was hit by a bus which killed him. The father ran out only to find his son dead in the street, he went back in the bar and began crying, he looks at the bartender and says my son just got killed, the bartender looks back at him and says he should have quit while he was ahead. |
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One day a a woman and her husband had a new baby boy, only the baby was born just as a head, no other body parts, despite the condition the father cared for the baby alot and they bonded. As the kid grew older he wasn't able to do much because he was still just a head, no other body parts, the father couldn't do much with his kid, couldn't teach him how to play sports or how to drive a car when he turned 16. Finally when the kid turned 21, his father took him to the bar to have a drink, his father gave him a bottle of beer, once he was finished out popped 2 arms, the father said here have another beer, once he finished that one a torso popped out, the father looked at his son in shock, here have a shot of vodka he says, the kid took the shot of vodka and out popped 2 legs, the dad looks at his son in shock again, wow he says in disbelief. By this time the kid was feeling pretty drunk and got up and began to walk, he walked out of the bar only to stumble into the street and was hit by a bus which killed him. The father ran out only to find his son dead in the street, he went back in the bar and began crying, he looks at the bartender and says my son just got killed, the bartender looks back at him and says he should have quit while he was ahead. |
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