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Alright people, Every year I put coal in my little nephew's stocking, only to find out that after 6 years, he has been saving up all that coal. ;Now when I asked him why, he told me " Every freaking year santa gives me coal, so this year I'm gonna put all the coal in the fireplace and when santa comes, I'm gonna torch his A$$!!..... anyone else had similar family memories?
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eh, I don't celebrate christmas...
So nice to see you though... 
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Missed you 2 lady, he's not doing too well.
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Missed you 2 lady, he's not doing too well. Awww, I'm sorry...gonna be a difficult holiday for ya'll. I'd give ya a hug if I could. 
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I don't have a fireplace.
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 I'd like that lady. So, anything new with ju?
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I don't have a fireplace. |
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I'd like that lady. So, anything new with ju? na, same ole, same ole I'm on vaca for a few weeks, nice. |
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 Vaction? What's that funny word? 
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Vaction? What's that funny word? Yeah, it's the holiday thing. And I don't even celebrate it..solstice coming up though and I am wearing my santa suit... |
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NO! I got to take you out and PARTY LIKE IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!! Hhhmmmm... you do look cute in the suit, the beard is a little much tho.
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That is hilarious.... 
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 Poor Santa!
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