That would only happen if I actually slept. I've been battling insomnia!

You should make a new topic in the sex threads called " My Fuzzy Valentine"

Since mice bring a number of problems I hope you can deter the little buggers. Decon is a good start. Being sure to poke steel wool around the pipes under the sink and any other opening will help some. Winter they are going to come in whenever they can.

Putting all your food, especially grains, flour, and cereal in containers rather than boxes can help keep your food from being contaminated. I found putting a knob on the top of a popcorn can works great for a large canister. Also not letting paper stack up which they like to chew for nesting materials is a good idea also.

I don't recommend making a big issue with your landlord. Tell them and cooperate if they send and exterminator but unless you can afford to be evicted calling anyone else is going to create more problems than you probably want.

Might be a good time to start planning a move to a better environment however. Signing up for Habitat to help you build a home is always a good idea if you are low income. Being a family of one does qualify.

Name it and call it yours!

If the sucker let me tame him I'd teach it to do tricks and just hang out and stuff. It gets lonely here sometimes.

There ya go! Just get down on the floor with some cheese and wait for him to come to you. Make friends with him.

Look man......these people are giving you crap advice. Here is what you NEED to do.

Rent the movie "Willard" either the original or the remake.........watch it over and over and over until you pass out.

When you wake up....viola' you will be the rat whisperer. You will get movie offers and probably land a show on animal planet.

If those idiots can do it with wolves and bears......surely your pale @ss can do it with rodents.

Just trying to help bro.

Could be a good career move....

Eye on the future my good man. This could be a golden oportunity.

But if you hook up with some goth stripper with a pet python.....there could be problems.

Oh no Mr. Bill!

Dammit...I can hear him now but I can't see him!

He made a brief appearnce this morning, but he split when he saw me. I'm gonna' call him Ratsputin!

this is my tool haha i cant post a pic but heres a link

http://www.ubergizmo.com/15/archives/2008/07/dewalt_m16_nail_gun.html
this babys got powwer


There's nothing quite like the super nailgun in the original Quake to go along with Quad damage if you're all out of cells, rockets and shells. This DeWalt M-16 nail gun might not look anything like the computer game version, but it is able to send a 6-D nail through a 2 x 4 at 200 yards, literally allowing you to sit in your lawn while building a fence. Unfortunately, life's not all that simple as I doubt you have the skill and accuracy required to achieve that, in addition to the fact that wayward nails might end up injuring somebody. The DeWalt M-16 nail gun will be equipped with a hundred-round magazine though, so make sure you are well protected when using this.

Well, THAT'S always an option. They rent em' at Home Depot, no?

ya they do but i tryed it and then bought it that day it will realy shoot a 6in nail through a 2by4 at 200 yrds i didnt think it would i love it

Jesus...they should measure that sh** by calibers, no? Sounds like a weapon! Hardware is now AMMO!

chit ya go rent on and put a nail therw that little ****er

Sounds like they should assign permits for that sh**!

ill come be ur extermonator