A preacher was walking down the road when he meet up with a drunken man.
The preacher decided to change this drunken mans life of sin so he
dragged him down to the river to make him see the light of Jesus. The
preacher dunks the drunks head into the water for 10 seconds. He lifts
his head up and said to the drunk "Did you see Jesus!!" the drunk said
"no I didn't" So the preacher dunks his head back into the water for 15
seconds and then lifts his head up again and said "Did you see Jesus!!"
the drunk said "No I didn't." So now the preacher is furious and dunks
his head back into the water for a third time for 20 seconds. The
preacher lifts his head up and said "Now did you see Jesus!!" the drunk
looks at the preacher and said "Are you sure this is were he fell in?"

YUK YUK