This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened,
their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and
they had carefully preserved his hide.

They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the
gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming
to the zoo.

Well, the guy has his doubts, but he needs the money, so he puts on the
skin and goes out into the cage.

The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they
just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really
putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring,
swinging around.

During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes
through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion
cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars.

He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!"

The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses,
"Shut the f..k up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs!"

That's funny!!!