What did Santa say to the three blondes??
Ho! Ho! Ho!



Why did the snowman have a smile on his face??
Because the snow blower was coming down the block!!



What do the female reindeer do on Christmas Eve while the males are pulling Santa's sleigh??
They go into town and blow a few bucks!!



Why does Santa have no children??
He only comes once a year and that's down the chimney!!



What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman??
A snow woman is easier to make, 'cause with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and pack all that extra snow into balls to make its testicles!!


On the first Xmas, the first of three Wise Men stepped carefully into the stable but sank his golden slipper into a big pile of manure.
"Jesus Christ!" he yelled.
The woman beside the manger turned to her husband and said, "Now, Joseph, isn't that a better name for the kid than Irving?"



Santa is out Christmas Eve delivering gifts. At each house he sneaks down the chimney to make sure everyone is asleep before he comes back down with the sack of goodies. At one house he goes down the chimney and there is a lovely lady sitting on the recliner.
She says "Santa you really ought to stay for a while" .
Santa says" Ho Ho Ho Santas gotta go, gotta get the presents out you know".
Well he goes back up the chimney for the sack of gifts and trips, presents fall all over the roof. He picks them up sticks them back in the sack and goes back down the chimney.
This time the lady is topless and says "Santa you really got to stay a while".
Santa says "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta get these presents out you know".
So back up the chimney he goes, as he walks towards sleigh he sees 1 gift still under the sleigh, so he gets it and goes back down the chimney.
Now this time the lady is totally naked and begins to arouse herself as she once again says "Santa you REALLY ought to stay a while"
Santa looks at her and smiles and says "Hey Hey Hey Santas going to stay, can't get up that chimney with my Dick this way".

very cute really enjoyed all!!

or should I say Ho Ho Ho ?

tis the season for ho ho ho