A guy walks into a bar with 3 ducks, the barman says excuse me you cant bring them in here, the guy replies why not they all want a beer and can talk just like me or you can.
The barman thinks to himself this i must see..ok i will let you and i will serve them.
The 1st duck pulls up his stool to the bar and says in clear english 1 pint of beer please, the barman replys i am amazed and what kind of day have you had Mr Duck? oh please says the duck call me Tom and i have had a lovely day i have been in and out of puddles all day.
2nd Duck sits at the bar and orders a cool pint of cider the barman asks again "how was your day?" well replies the 2nd duck my name is Dick and today was spent taking it in turns going in and out of puddles, it was a fantastic day.
The 3rd Duck sits at the bar and says a beer please the barman says well if your friends are Tom and Dick you must be Harry? no replies the duck my name is not Harry its puddles and i have had a crap day!! Anna x