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| Topic: ohhhh fudge... RALPHIE!!! | |
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can you believe that papersmile has never seen it and when say "fragilay, it's Italian" or "it was... soap poisoning" she just kinda looks at me weird I'm planning on spending Christmas Eve with my girlfriend. We were watching TV last night, and a commercial came on advertising the 24hr Christmas Story marathon, on TBS. I told her we would have to watch it and she said: "I've never seen it before." I thought she was kidding, but she was actually serious. That's like saying, "I've never eaten at McDonalds." Ummm....errrr...GET Guiness! I can HONESTLY say I have NEVER eaten at the establishment of CrapDonald's before...EVER! 
I swear...perhaps I will go down as a legend. It may likely be my only claim to fame. But, it's the truth! 
I suppose the fact that you slept with Tiger Woods isnt really much of one anymore. Yeah, not so much anymore I guess, eh? *sighs* Well, except when I did a 3-way with you and Tiger. You looked mighty spiffy in that ball-gag, Dan-o! 
*oops...did I let the Tiger outta the bag?* 
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can you believe that papersmile has never seen it and when say "fragilay, it's Italian" or "it was... soap poisoning" she just kinda looks at me weird I'm planning on spending Christmas Eve with my girlfriend. We were watching TV last night, and a commercial came on advertising the 24hr Christmas Story marathon, on TBS. I told her we would have to watch it and she said: "I've never seen it before." I thought she was kidding, but she was actually serious. That's like saying, "I've never eaten at McDonalds." Ummm....errrr...GET Guiness! I can HONESTLY say I have NEVER eaten at the establishment of CrapDonald's before...EVER!
I swear...perhaps I will go down as a legend. It may likely be my only claim to fame. But, it's the truth!
I suppose the fact that you slept with Tiger Woods isnt really much of one anymore. Yeah, not so much anymore I guess, eh? *sighs* Well, except when I did a 3-way with you and Tiger. You looked mighty spiffy in that ball-gag, Dan-o!
*oops...did I let the Tiger outta the bag?*
Tiger showed me his wood and i really liked it. But then he suggested smacking my balls really hard with it. |
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