This thread is for men.

Just think...they don't want nothing...no big SUVs or fancy cars..they don't want you to to be a CEO of a company...they settle with a common guy.

They don't care if you are rated below average on looks...and there are no special rules how you date them.

If you'd let them, they would marry you the second date you meet them...even sleep with you and no complaining about having a headache or other bogus excuses..

You don't even have to take them to a restaurant or something..actually they might be hungry, but they would settle for your kitchen as a place for the date.

They would cook for you, clean out...do everything you ask, even change the channel if you are lazy to push buttons around and they won't brake up with you.

Hmm..... I really have think about this..

Yeah gimme one of those subserviant women that can only speak a little Engrish

Yeah you do because once you bring them here they want all of those things...




Think again PAL!

I would make them sign a contract before bringing them here.

wouldn't hold up here.. besides, they'd just divorce you or leave you for a man that promised to provide that....

who said they would have a permission to get out of the house?

That's imprisonment...

Seems your below average rating has gotten under your skin some???
Now your just grasping....maybe a family plan, find one that has a brother, or dad for me. We'll get a deal on the shipping..

I told you...hey they signed the dotted line. they are not prisoners...just "my wife who signed a contract with me"

..they couldn't provide me with the high maintenance life i deserve,i can cook and clean for myself..i don't need a maid i need a sugar mama..so NO

nobody is perfect.

I always wanted a girl with a big plate in her lip

i bought a woman from tailand/tieland?

anyway, it turns out that they`re all "self assembly"

so she`s still in the box in the shed. the instructions are in tielandise/tialandien?... and i cant find a 7.5mm hex key

You are assumeing that you are going to find a woman who has no concept or what it is like here. With TV world wide that is not likely. And even if they don't it takes a very short time for them to "Americanize". You also forget how tough most of theses women are and how lethal they can be with the most ordinary things. You are welcome to pick your poison. Your dream girl could and often does turn into your worst nightmare.

Usually after like 10-20 posts, I finally decide to say that don't take me seriously, I'm just stirring the pot to see how people gonna answer.

damn, your kidding??? So we can't share the shipping and bring the brother...

Hmmmmm..I'm not sure if I'm really kidding anymore. Maybe I should move to a poor country. I'm ok living in a mudhouse and live off the land. Hey no IRS and credit scores, no walmart, no gasoline to buy. I don't even need the internet or electricity. I'm tired of the civilization, it sux..

I could just see you in a loin cloth hunting for live meat... Not to mention sh*tting in wild...