What do you guys think? Good profile or bad?

Looks good

pic # 2

thanks

Did you just escape from jail?

??????

Guess I could claim I'm french or something...

very erotic

erotic? why?

and why is everyone drinking beers here???

beer???? I got southern comfort

It's the stripes. They scare me.

I got beer!

it was a pretty depressing time in my life, 'kay?

it was the most recent photo i had anyways.

I was joking. The profile looks fine.

Y'wanna someone to read your profile, not only to look at your pics? I can pretend I'm not illiterate. Check back in five minutes.

'K, got it.

You are wonderfully naive and uncannily unpretentious. You come across as an honest, open flower. You exude small-town charm and big-city... er, there is nothing charming about big cities. Big city elegance and manure. Sorry, this is a reflection on big cities, not on you at all. Lucky you, there is not one ounce of big city in your bones.

You're candid and trusting.

You should put "slim" or "athletic build" for body type. Average is 50% overweight in Arizona. (It's the sun there... it sucks the healthfulness out of everyone, just leaving the heavy earth metals in their bodies.) Don't put down "gorgeous", either. By rights you could, but it would give the impression that you are not modest, which is, like everything else in America, a source of image problems, except for you, you're not an image, you are the real thing.

I can't add anything more.

-I like the hair, you're beautiful. Too bad you're far and going to be J-Rocking it soon. :(

-Lucky you're going to Japan, I've heard a lot about it!

-You said "you really like to put yourself out there..." That's pretty cool. It keeps guys guessing but shows you want to be successful in life.

:)

Thanks for the comments everybody,

You've all been very helpful.

Have a nice day!

Yes, all French are ex-convicts, as you say. (Claiming to be French after being accused of being a convict.)

No, we don't drink beer. We drink a magic elixir of 50% Vodka, 30% rye and 20% Napoleon Brandy. It's just we drink it out of beer mugs. Then we shoot the mugs. (Mugshuts. We're all either ex-convicts, currently serving sentences, or French.) (I, especially.) (I'm a lifer. I was sentenced to life. My sentence is I have to serve life until I die.)