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Edited by
willing2
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Th' womens here talk a lot of Butt. I challenge them ta' prove some o' dat booty. What ya' say? Show it off!!!
 
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Th' womens here talk a lot of Butt. I challenge them ta' prove some o' dat booty. What ya' say? Show it off!!! 
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if you want to live when ur girlfriend is trying on a new dress that makes her Butisimo look large, you do lie, cause she will get u later, i promise and predict...arsenic in your food...well something like that...
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if you want to live when ur girlfriend is trying on a new dress that makes her Butisimo look large, you do lie, cause she will get u later, i promise and predict...arsenic in your food...well something like that... Turn around there, Duffy and let's see if we need to lie to ya'. 
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if you want to live when ur girlfriend is trying on a new dress that makes her Butisimo look large, you do lie, cause she will get u later, i promise and predict...arsenic in your food...well something like that...
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I want a ba-dunk-a-dunk I wish for one of those butts That leaves nothing to the imagination One of those butts That need its own area code for identification It?s obvious that I?m a queen, right? But for some evolutionary reason My jeans don?t ever fit quite right Now, don?t get me wrong I do have a little ?drop like it?s hot going on? But I?m talking about to the magnitude Those other big butt women catch an attitude Bumping their butt up against mine Talking bout ?Could you least try to walk in a straight line?? I desire the simple satisfaction Of being the main attraction All because the junk in my trunk is in action If I had a big butt I?d buy the whole room a drink Just so you can enjoy yourself And sit your drink on me If I had a big butt I?d help to create world peace My *** would be so big Sadaam and the Al Queda network Would stop fighting just to see I want my jeans to have strech marks And cry when I zip them up I want men to do a double take At the deliberate sway of my strut I want women to be jealous Because of the tears in their man?s eyes All because the badunk-a-dunk Has him hypnotized J.Lo would be no match for me Because my underwear would be size 33 I would have a 10,000-dollar insurance claim Just incase she gets jealous b/c I stole her fame Hey Ben, I like white boys too!! Now tell me, what would a big butt and a smile do for you? |
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I want a ba-dunk-a-dunk I wish for one of those butts That leaves nothing to the imagination One of those butts That need its own area code for identification It?s obvious that I?m a queen, right? But for some evolutionary reason My jeans don?t ever fit quite right Now, don?t get me wrong I do have a little ?drop like it?s hot going on? But I?m talking about to the magnitude Those other big butt women catch an attitude Bumping their butt up against mine Talking bout ?Could you least try to walk in a straight line?? I desire the simple satisfaction Of being the main attraction All because the junk in my trunk is in action If I had a big butt I?d buy the whole room a drink Just so you can enjoy yourself And sit your drink on me If I had a big butt I?d help to create world peace My *** would be so big Sadaam and the Al Queda network Would stop fighting just to see I want my jeans to have strech marks And cry when I zip them up I want men to do a double take At the deliberate sway of my strut I want women to be jealous Because of the tears in their man?s eyes All because the badunk-a-dunk Has him hypnotized J.Lo would be no match for me Because my underwear would be size 33 I would have a 10,000-dollar insurance claim Just incase she gets jealous b/c I stole her fame Hey Ben, I like white boys too!! Now tell me, what would a big butt and a smile do for you?
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A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, " Hey honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is huge. I'll bet it's as wide as the gas grill."
Feeling the need to prove his point, he got out a yard stick and measured the grill, then his wife's butt. " Yep," he said, " Just what I thought, just about the same size." The wife became incensed and left him gardening alone. She went inside the house and didn't speak to him for the rest of the day. When they retired to bed that evening, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said, " How about it, honey? How about a little lovemaking?" The wife turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder. " What's the matter?" he asked. She replied, " You don't think I'm going to fire up this big a*s*s grill for one little weenie, do you ?" |
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Edited by
willing2
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Sun 12/13/09 04:29 PM
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Good one!!
 Now, can we see your big-a$$ grill??   PS, Love your new picture! 
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A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, " Hey honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is huge. I'll bet it's as wide as the gas grill." Feeling the need to prove his point, he got out a yard stick and measured the grill, then his wife's butt. " Yep," he said, " Just what I thought, just about the same size." The wife became incensed and left him gardening alone. She went inside the house and didn't speak to him for the rest of the day. When they retired to bed that evening, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said, " How about it, honey? How about a little lovemaking?" The wife turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder. " What's the matter?" he asked. She replied, " You don't think I'm going to fire up this big a*s*s grill for one little weenie, do you ?"
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Ooouhh
I wish I had a big ole butt!!! I have no butt!!! |
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Ooouhh I wish I had a big ole butt!!! I have no butt!!! Me neither, hooray!! 
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Good one!! Now, can we see your big-a$$ grill?? PS, Love your new picture!  thank you Willing
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Ooouhh I wish I had a big ole butt!!! I have no butt!!! Bend over and let me get the tape measure!!  
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If he said you had blue eyes (and you did) would it mean he didn't love you? The question makes no sense. Love has nothing to do with remarks that are true and obvious.
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If he said you had blue eyes (and you did) would it mean he didn't love you? The question makes no sense. Love has nothing to do with remarks that are true and obvious. mrsildenafilathmdotc does love make sense?
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willing 2...i have a big buttisimo, and my contention is that any man who comments on it, better disappear, because i will make him wish he did after i tell him what i think.....
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No matter how huge your butt is, if he loved you, it would seem "just right" to him. If he is calling it big, huge, etc, he no longer loves you...if he ever did. Dump him, and find a guy who loves you as you are; however that happens to be.
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