A man dies and goes to Hell. As he walks around pissed, Satan approaches him.

"Hey buddy what's the problem?"

"What do you think, I'm in Hell"

Satan get closer and says. "You know, Hell has been getting a bad rap lately. Let me ask you, do you drink?"

"A little."

"Well Monday is drink night." Satan says, "Everything here is over 1000 proof and no hangovers!"

"Do you smoke?"

"I could use a cigarette now."

"Tuesday is smoke night. No cancer, no tar....everything is only the finest Turkish blends."

The Devil asks him, "Do you gamble?"

"Of Course"

"Wednesday is Casino Night. You win everytime. Let me ask you another question, do you get high?"

The man replies, "To tell you the truth, it's kind of how I got here."

"Well, Thursday is dope night. All pure, no overdosing and the high lasts twice as long."

Satan leans closer and whispers..."Are you gay?"

"No, I'm not"

Satan shakes his head and as he walks away says, "Well, you ain't gonna like Friday night!"

The Banana Test


There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
A Lion , A Chimp , A Giraffe ,
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A Squirrel


They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.


Who do you guess will win?


Your answer will reflect your personality.


So think carefully . . ....
Try and answer within 30 seconds. Got your answer?


Now scroll down to see the analysis.


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If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're dense.
Giraffe = you're a complete moron.
Squirrel = you're hopeless.











A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.




Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax