Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy
said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank
martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny,
and was never farted on.


The End



j

I would say that the majority of women on this site are single and
looking...didn't anyone find this joke amusing?!! I didn't write it, it
was sent to me a couple days ago by a very close friend. I don't know
why but it struck a cord with me and I thought it was great! Maybe you
will enjoy this one more.


Subject: You 're the father of one of my kids?



A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave
at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she
replies, "I think you're the father of one of
my kids."



Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper
from my bachelor party that I had wild sex with on the pool table with
all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet
celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???"



She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "um...No.... I'm your
son's math teacher."



J

both of those were pretty funny Jane....the carrot thingy reminded me of
when I had to go for a prostate check(eeek)...

There I am, laying down on my side, my bare ass hanging out, and a
rather good looking lady doctor snapping on the glove. Now, I don't
about you, but that glove snap is just plain unnerving lol..anyway..she
ummm inserts her finger up "there" and I tell ya, if I had a little mood
music and some candlelight, it woulda been one of the hottest dates I
ever had

lol thats funny stuff

lol