a pervert and his mom are making thanksgiving dinner, the mother turns around and see's her son screwing the hell out of the turkey, he see's his mothers eyes grow wide in shock and says "what! you did say stuff the turkey didn't you?"

hahaha...thats just not right

lol.happy thanxgivin everyone

Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work.


Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, "One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out!"


One Thanksgiving morning, Martha is preparing the turkey and gets an idea. Before her husband gets up, she creeps upstairs and places the turkey innards in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself.


Well, later that morning, Bob wakes up and goes through his morning ritual. He screams as he goes running into the
bathroom. Martha laughs, but is concerned after noticing that Bob has been in the bathroom for almost an hour.


She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door, when Bob opens up, pale as a ghost. He says, "You were right. You were right. I did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them back up there again."

TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING BUT AREN'T

10. 'Reach in and grab the giblets.'
9. 'Whew...that's one terrific spread!'
8. 'I am in the mood for a little dark meat!'
7. 'Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.'
6. 'Talk about a HUGE breast!'
5. 'And he forces his way into the end zone!'
4. 'She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.'
3. 'It's cool whip time!'
2. 'If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!'
1. 'It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.

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the night before thanksgiving the turkey hides

Those are great!

Happy Thanks Giving to you!

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loved them all