Edward and his wife went to the county fair, where they were offering helicopter rides for 80 bucks.

Edward wanted to ride but his wife said no because 80 bucks is 80 bucks.

So every year when they went to the fair, Edward would ask, his wife would refuse because 80 bucks is 80 bucks.

On the 50th year they stood in front of the helicopter and went through the same ritual.

This time the pilot, who felt sorry for Edward spoke up..."I tell you what, if you can go the entire ride without saying a word, the ride's on me."

So Edward and his wife get in and the pilot takes off. The pilot tries a couple of maneuvers to see if he can rattle them.

Not a peep from the back.

So the pilot decides to go all out with every kind of trick and maneuver he knows...

Silence.

As the pilot lands, he tells Edward, " I gotta hand it to ya, most people would have been screaming at the top of their lungs after the stuff I pulled. You definitely earned that ride."

Edward replies "Yeah....I almost said something when my wife fell out of the helicopter as we first started but as she would say....."

80 BUCKS IS 80 BUCKS!

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