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Topic: shoot for the moon!
Quietman_2009's photo
Thu 11/19/09 04:00 PM
yeahhhhhh

the Neiman Marcus 2009 Christmas catalog is out




http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/templates/silo.jhtml?itemId=cat000672&parentId=cat000000&siloId=cat000672&icid=topNavcat000672


ooooooooo jeweled camels. only $5000


Quietman_2009's photo
Thu 11/19/09 04:02 PM
a $550 purse?


Quietman_2009's photo
Thu 11/19/09 04:04 PM
Edited by Quietman_2009 on Thu 11/19/09 04:04 PM
wow

only $750 for this necklace and its not THAT ugly!


Quietman_2009's photo
Thu 11/19/09 04:05 PM
$3500 for a robe?

(what is cashmere?)


Quietman_2009's photo
Thu 11/19/09 04:09 PM
Edited by Quietman_2009 on Thu 11/19/09 04:09 PM
oh! only $2000!!


Signatures include: Billy Joe Dupree, Bob Breunig, Bob Lilly (HOF), Charlie Waters, Chuck Howley, Cliff Harris, Craig Morton, Danny White, DD Lewis, Don Perkins, Drew Pearson, Duane Thomas, Ed "Too Tall" Jones, Eddie LeBaron, Everson Walls, George Andrie, Jethro Pugh, John Dutton, Larry Cole, Lee Roy Jordan, Mel Renfro (HOF), Preston Pearson, Randy White (HOF), Cliff Harris, Robert Newhouse, Roger Staubach (HOF), Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson, Tony Dorsett (HOF), Tony Hill and Walt Garrison.



Quietman_2009's photo
Thu 11/19/09 04:20 PM
ooooooo Lis look!

a $13,000 watch for me?


Quietman_2009's photo
Thu 11/19/09 04:24 PM
hahahahahahaha

35 views and not one post

am I out of ya'lls price range?

Cambolaya65's photo
Thu 11/19/09 04:28 PM
In this economy ya could have posted a jcpenny catalog.Those Camels are sweet but spendy paperweights for sure.

Quietman_2009's photo
Thu 11/19/09 04:30 PM
Edited by Quietman_2009 on Thu 11/19/09 04:30 PM
hahaha the Neiman Marcus Christmas catalog is famous for its rediculously expensive stuff

Johnn Carson used to do this on his show

they had a framed gold plated cow patty once for $1.5 million

papersmile's photo
Thu 11/19/09 04:34 PM

ooooooo Lis look!

a $13,000 watch for me?




hmmm, how about i just take off all my clothes and serve you breakfast in bed in the nude?







haha, i'd probably opt for the helmet myself/

Cambolaya65's photo
Thu 11/19/09 04:36 PM
I am aware....We use faberge eggs as golf tees where i live.Not me though....

Quietman_2009's photo
Thu 11/19/09 04:37 PM


ooooooo Lis look!

a $13,000 watch for me?




hmmm, how about i just take off all my clothes and serve you breakfast in bed in the nude?




I'd pay $13,000 for THAT

Cambolaya65's photo
Thu 11/19/09 04:39 PM



ooooooo Lis look!

a $13,000 watch for me?




hmmm, how about i just take off all my clothes and serve you breakfast in bed in the nude?




I'd pay $13,000 for THAT
im a witness...documented 11/19/09

papersmile's photo
Thu 11/19/09 04:49 PM
Edited by papersmile on Thu 11/19/09 04:50 PM
oh look! sparkly jewellry (for the woman who can't decide which stone she likes best)

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod82270022&parentId=cat17070740&masterId=cat2650734&index=73&cmCat=cat000000cat2830732cat4870731cat2650734cat17070740

Quietman_2009's photo
Thu 11/19/09 04:50 PM
Edited by Quietman_2009 on Thu 11/19/09 04:51 PM
hahahaha that reminds me of a story...


Once there was a mean old farmer. We'll call him Mr Douglas.

Mean old Mr Douglas had a beautiful voluptuous wife (that means she had big boobs for all you high school drop outs)

One day the hired hand, Eb, said "You know Mr Douglas, I would pay $50 just to suck on your wife's boobs"

Mean old Mr Douglas thought a minute, and he figured he could always use $50

so he called his wife out and took her and Eb off behind the barn. And he told her to take her top off

So Eb started nuzzlin and kissin and rubbin and fondlin

and mean old Mr Douglas said "Hotdang it boy! Git to suckin. I ain't got all day!"


and Eb looked at him and said "Well Hell Mr Douglas, I ain't got $50"

Homesteader2's photo
Thu 11/19/09 04:51 PM
What" No solid gold toilet Bank? laugh

papersmile's photo
Thu 11/19/09 04:59 PM
if i recall, you need a pair of these:

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod95410011&parentId=cat9340749&masterId=cat9310734&index=9&cmCat=cat000000cat000470cat21150736cat9310734cat9340749

haha, but for $475, i'd probably slug you if you broke them during a drunk-fest in terlingua. laugh

heavenlyboy34's photo
Thu 11/19/09 04:59 PM
I was hoping for a ruby studded codpiece. brokenheart :cry:

Quietman_2009's photo
Thu 11/19/09 05:00 PM

if i recall, you need a pair of these:

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod95410011&parentId=cat9340749&masterId=cat9310734&index=9&cmCat=cat000000cat000470cat21150736cat9310734cat9340749

haha, but for $475, i'd probably slug you if you broke them during a drunk-fest in terlingua. laugh


oooooooooooooooooooooo my style too

$475 sunglasses

papersmile's photo
Thu 11/19/09 05:17 PM
haha, $98.00 for these????

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod86960018&parentId=cat22140734&masterId=cat000472&index=26&cmCat=cat000000cat000470cat000472cat22140734

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