I'll admit that I say nothing is wrong when there is something. But I make it clear to the new people in my life that I do this and it just means I'm not ready to talk about it.

It's just an easier way for me to say I don't want to talk about it.

But that's all I can really think of

I lie about my age!!

Only cause I can get away with it!

I'd make a hooker a house wife.If i knew she would change

didn't you mean, if you knew she wouldn't change??? LOL

Hi, nice to see ya, from Maine!!!!

It's...."oh babay, your the best lover I have ever had...your soooooo good.."

about everything but yall are visual liars.like wearing high heels....we know yall ain't that tall

or wearing push up bras....we know yall boobs ain't that big

or even wearing make up....we know yall don't look like that

OMG,,,,YOU WERE FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!to your ears,,,then later with her girls,,,,,,,,

HE SUCKED,,,,,,he's the worst F8%K I ever had to endure,,I mean,,,
this dude was like a damn mini weinnie,,,,he was so small,,,I didn't even know he was in yet,,,,HELL,,,HE SAID HE WAS CUM&**G
And I was like,,,, WTF????
Then he said,,,,to call HIM,,,YEAHhhhhh SURE HONEY, when ya GROW UP,,,lol,lol

Thats one I've heard in a bar by a bunch of loaded babes,,,,lol,lol

I know a lot of women who spend half their lives unsatisfied by their long term relationships as well as flings because they lie about how well he does in bed.
I learned with a little truthful instruction there is no need to lie.

Hmmm... I can cook when the mood strikes me. It's not all that often. But when I do it's worth the wait.That's no lie.

I think most women lie about there sexuality. Society forces women to not be to prudish, or to be a whore.

Questions that are directly asked like do you masterbate?, How many partners have you had?, How old where you when you first had sex?, and other questions like these have long been topics for male bragging rights.

But how do we expect women to answer? Are their rules for your mother, sister, girlfriend, or daughter, that if broken when answering these long held taboo questions for females that would stigmatize her and make her feel ostracized. I think so.

Sex is certainly not the only arena where so called polite society would rather hear a women lie or omit the truth, but is is the first that comes to mind.

So yes gentlemen, that line would get the attention of even the most honest of women.

I believe I have answered this question...

You know...I just want a woman to slam me on the bed, twist my nipples, slap me across the face and demand..."Say my name b*tch!".

Is that soooo much to ask for???

hey goof, I'm the gal for you...the kids are gone, c'mon over. I'm ready to be pounded into the mattress by a big burly beef like you...

You had me at "pounded".

and you had me at nipple twist...

I can't cook! Have no interest in it. If I can't nuke it, or its not fresh from the garden, I don't eat. I look for a guywho can cook though.

I will have you know I am a virgin.

OMG..what are the odds..SO AM I..wow, this could be fun!!

Be gentle.

gentle is my middle name..harder is my last name..
We sooo high jacked TS's thread with naughty talk!!!

I've got to call Larry Flint on this thread.