NEW VIRUS

There is a virus being passed around electronically,
Orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK)
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues,
Your boss, or anyone else via any means,
DO NOT TOUCH IT!
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK,
Put your jacket on and take two good friends
To the nearest grocery store.
Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE)
OR
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been
completely eliminated from your system.



You should forward this warning to 5 friends.
If you do not have 5 friends, you
Have already been infected and
WORK is controlling your life.

so true!lmao