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So I was at this bar and I noticed the bartender looking directly at my chest. I asked him "umm what are you doing?"
He didn't even bother looking up and said "browsing"   I couldn't help but laugh, that kind of honesty is rare
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I think he meant to say blousing
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I get that everywhere I go....
But they are not that honest!!! I always have to say "Hey I'm up here!" |
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I hope you and the girls at least got free drinks out of such a lame comment....
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can i use that line?
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I hope you and the girls at least got free drinks out of such a lame comment.... he poured more vodka in my cup and said I'm comin home with you tonight. To which I responded yes vodka, no dirty bartender  blew him a kiss and walked away
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Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 to $599 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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Should have told him sorry I have nothing for you in the size you need.
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He must have seen eyes staring at him.
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Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 to $599 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
But what about those of us who are real????........big???? |
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So I was at this bar and I noticed the bartender looking directly at my chest. I asked him "umm what are you doing?" He didn't even bother looking up and said "browsing" I couldn't help but laugh, that kind of honesty is rare
Same bar...same bartender...same thing happened to me...No, wait, nah...I was just living vicariously †hrough your thread!
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I hope you and the girls at least got free drinks out of such a lame comment.... he poured more vodka in my cup and said I'm comin home with you tonight. To which I responded yes vodka, no dirty bartender blew him a kiss and walked away
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we men are weak on this! I mean watching at women dashboards.Sometime its genuine look and others distraction of eyes!
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For sure two opposite eyes eager to explore...
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