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I'm getting way too many men old enough to be my dad contacting me.Not ready for the motorhomes yet! EWWWW!  
I love motorhomes 
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I have spent far to much time in my life careing what guys think about me. And it was soooo nice when I was married because if a guy didn't like me..... o-well. Now ya'll are back in my head..... drveing me mad. The guys that I think are good looking wont look at me twice. The younger and guys that I just don't find my type wont leave me alone. I'm I the only one out there like this??? It seems like it..... and it is drveing me mad!!!! 
It is even worse when you look at the calculations of it all...I'm good at math, did you know just about everyone has a .000006% chance at finding the love of their life. If you already found love and were unlucky enough to lose it, you have nil to none chance of finding it again. This message brought to you by Narcotics Anonymous, millions of celebrity customers including the likes of Elmo, Big Bird, and Ernie. Come, embrace sobriety, and sing sing-a-long songs.
Is Tickle Me Elmo there, too? I just looooove Tickle Me Elmo..... 
Err...we don't talk about Elmo anymore, not since him and Kermit ran off to join the road crew of some heavy metal band. Last we heard they skipped bail on a felony drug possession charge and are residing in Mexico... |
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I have spent far to much time in my life careing what guys think about me. And it was soooo nice when I was married because if a guy didn't like me..... o-well. Now ya'll are back in my head..... drveing me mad. The guys that I think are good looking wont look at me twice. The younger and guys that I just don't find my type wont leave me alone. I'm I the only one out there like this??? It seems like it..... and it is drveing me mad!!!!
It is even worse when you look at the calculations of it all...I'm good at math, did you know just about everyone has a .000006% chance at finding the love of their life. If you already found love and were unlucky enough to lose it, you have nil to none chance of finding it again. This message brought to you by Narcotics Anonymous, millions of celebrity customers including the likes of Elmo, Big Bird, and Ernie. Come, embrace sobriety, and sing sing-a-long songs.
haha... that is great 
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I have spent far to much time in my life careing what guys think about me. And it was soooo nice when I was married because if a guy didn't like me..... o-well. Now ya'll are back in my head..... drveing me mad. The guys that I think are good looking wont look at me twice. The younger and guys that I just don't find my type wont leave me alone. I'm I the only one out there like this??? It seems like it..... and it is drveing me mad!!!!
It is even worse when you look at the calculations of it all...I'm good at math, did you know just about everyone has a .000006% chance at finding the love of their life. If you already found love and were unlucky enough to lose it, you have nil to none chance of finding it again. This message brought to you by Narcotics Anonymous, millions of celebrity customers including the likes of Elmo, Big Bird, and Ernie. Come, embrace sobriety, and sing sing-a-long songs.
Is Tickle Me Elmo there, too? I just looooove Tickle Me Elmo.....
Err...we don't talk about Elmo anymore, not since him and Kermit ran off to join the road crew of some heavy metal band. Last we heard they skipped bail on a felony drug possession charge and are residing in Mexico... No more Elmo? 
^$)^%%)&%##@)(*N%@@I+_(*&$! 
I'm off to light a candle in his honor....... |
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It is even worse when you look at the calculations of it all...I'm good at math, did you know just about everyone has a .000006% chance at finding the love of their life. If you already found love and were unlucky enough to lose it, you have nil to none chance of finding it again. That means I have a 99.999994% chance of finding someone who just wants to turn me into a goat. Damn, you really ARE good at math! 
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I'm getting way too many men old enough to be my dad contacting me.Not ready for the motorhomes yet! EWWWW!
I love motorhomes
thanks hun 
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It is even worse when you look at the calculations of it all...I'm good at math, did you know just about everyone has a .000006% chance at finding the love of their life. If you already found love and were unlucky enough to lose it, you have nil to none chance of finding it again. That means I have a 99.999994% chance of finding someone who just wants to turn me into a goat. Damn, you really ARE good at math!
I goat he says 
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YOu give it even if you are not in the mood?..... Now that is love, but don't the guys do the same to you? I mean, it's only fair.
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A goat?
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It is even worse when you look at the calculations of it all...I'm good at math, did you know just about everyone has a .000006% chance at finding the love of their life. If you already found love and were unlucky enough to lose it, you have nil to none chance of finding it again. That means I have a 99.999994% chance of finding someone who just wants to turn me into a goat. Damn, you really ARE good at math!
See, there's a light at the end of every tunnel. 
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A goat?
It's sort of a catch phrase -- part of the schtick.
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It is even worse when you look at the calculations of it all...I'm good at math, did you know just about everyone has a .000006% chance at finding the love of their life. If you already found love and were unlucky enough to lose it, you have nil to none chance of finding it again. That means I have a 99.999994% chance of finding someone who just wants to turn me into a goat. Damn, you really ARE good at math!
See, there's a light at the end of every tunnel.
Not for me; it's more like there's a domesticatrix at the end of every tunnel and she's a wardcleaverophile....
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YOu give it even if you are not in the mood?..... Now that is love, but don't the guys do the same to you? I mean, it's only fair. Well I've only ever had sex with one guy... and when he for an off chance wasn't in the mood... no... we didn't have sex |
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It is even worse when you look at the calculations of it all...I'm good at math, did you know just about everyone has a .000006% chance at finding the love of their life. If you already found love and were unlucky enough to lose it, you have nil to none chance of finding it again. That means I have a 99.999994% chance of finding someone who just wants to turn me into a goat. Damn, you really ARE good at math!
See, there's a light at the end of every tunnel.
Not for me; it's more like there's a domesticatrix at the end of every tunnel and she's a wardcleaverophile....
I used to want to be Donna Reed when I was a kid..... |
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Good girl, honest, faithful and true. It's rare when I see one of you.
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Be patient, U are young, let it come to you!! If U chase them U wont find what U are looking for!! Well said. 
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It is even worse when you look at the calculations of it all...I'm good at math, did you know just about everyone has a .000006% chance at finding the love of their life. If you already found love and were unlucky enough to lose it, you have nil to none chance of finding it again. That means I have a 99.999994% chance of finding someone who just wants to turn me into a goat. Damn, you really ARE good at math!
See, there's a light at the end of every tunnel.
Not for me; it's more like there's a domesticatrix at the end of every tunnel and she's a wardcleaverophile....
I used to want to be Donna Reed when I was a kid..... I wanted to be Hong Kong Phooey! |
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Sit back with a smile and the world will pass you by, nothing worth having will simply come for you, go out and take it, take a chance. Sure you might get shot down a few times, but it's a lot better than wondering how it could've been if you at least said something.
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I used to want to be Donna Reed when I was a kid..... Isn't that more or less like being a cardboard cutout? But nowadays, in whatever year this is, we have MySpace for THAT.... |
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Good girl, honest, faithful and true. It's rare when I see one of you. guys don't want that... they want girls that run all over them and lead them on and play games with them. they say that they don't..... but they do. Girls like me guys just over look.... i'm a plane jane |
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