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Ok, my computer says 7:30 so it must be true. I'll start.
To all my friends who know how screwed up I am but love me anyway. This one's for you. *making the face before taking the shot* |
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Ahh...yours is sweet...Mine is funny
Down your throat, Into your bladder, Which end it comes out, Does it really matter? |
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UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jesus, that didn't taste as good as the last two.
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I could use a little........... 
A little what??? |
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Here is another
Here's to a long life and a merry one, A quick death and an easy one, A pretty girl and a true one, A cold bottle and another one. |
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Ok, T I'm still with you. *raising her glass*
To clean gutters and leaf blowers. *LMAO, I even get funnier the more I drink* |
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 I didn't mean you have to keep drinking, I just like the toasts
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I didn't mean you have to keep drinking, I just like the toasts
Ok, I poured one more and my last, I swear. Was getting depressed so put on Dancing Queen by ABBA. Just can't be depressed when listening to ABBA. Now I just gotta think of the toast. 
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"No man is complete until he is married. Then, he is finished." Mark Twain
Talk about unhealthy eating habits and warn of the dangers of red meat, high-cholesterol, and of refined sugar. There is one food that was more dangerous than all the rest, and one that most people had eaten at least once... "Wedding cake?" 
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"No man is complete until he is married. Then, he is finished." Mark Twain Talk about unhealthy eating habits and warn of the dangers of red meat, high-cholesterol, and of refined sugar. There is one food that was more dangerous than all the rest, and one that most people had eaten at least once... "Wedding cake?"
Are you pooting in the tub? *giggling uncontrollably* T, are you ready? Fill it up, this is my last for the night. Ready? I think I have my toast. |
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I am ready...Been waiting on you!
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Ok, here goes.
To the Intimacy and Sex forum. I learned I shouldn't be using my teeth. LMAO 
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I just spit it all out....That was too funny
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I just spit it all out....That was too funny
no teeth and you dont spit either
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Stop it Mark...
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so glad i wasn't drinking anything after i read all that lol
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Stop it Mark...
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Holy cow. No spitting either? I am certainly not as smart as I thought bue I am stil funny. ha ha
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Edited by
TxsSun
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Sun 11/08/09 05:13 PM
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Never mind
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Waste not want not. LMAO
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