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Topic: Where The Hell Did All These Leaves Come From?
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Sat 11/07/09 07:06 PM
Apt living has it's advantages.happy

At the house it used to take a while, all the leaves are down now so it's not like you'd get the yard raked and then the next day the yard is covered again.

They do compost well if you mow them or shred them.

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Sat 11/07/09 07:07 PM

Apt living has it's advantages.happy

At the house it used to take a while, all the leaves are down now so it's not like you'd get the yard raked and then the next day the yard is covered again.

They do compost well if you mow them or shred them.


yeah but I need motown's big mower...

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Sat 11/07/09 07:12 PM



I know I have had a busy week...holy no yard. I have one tree and the
leaves all fell in one day. I'm thinking the entire neighborhoods leaves
blew in my yard...
Anyone want to come help rake? I'll buy the beer...

what kind of beer?drinks

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Sat 11/07/09 07:13 PM


Apt living has it's advantages.happy

At the house it used to take a while, all the leaves are down now so it's not like you'd get the yard raked and then the next day the yard is covered again.

They do compost well if you mow them or shred them.


yeah but I need motown's big mower...


Some people THINK you need the big mower.:wink:

Ladylid2012's photo
Sat 11/07/09 07:14 PM




I know I have had a busy week...holy no yard. I have one tree and the
leaves all fell in one day. I'm thinking the entire neighborhoods leaves
blew in my yard...
Anyone want to come help rake? I'll buy the beer...

what kind of beer?drinks


eh, whatever kind ya want..this state only sells 3% though, may need to drink extra's.

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Sat 11/07/09 07:14 PM
Did someone say beer? drinker =bigsmile

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Sat 11/07/09 07:16 PM



Apt living has it's advantages.happy

At the house it used to take a while, all the leaves are down now so it's not like you'd get the yard raked and then the next day the yard is covered again.

They do compost well if you mow them or shred them.


yeah but I need motown's big mower...


Some people THINK you need the big mower.:wink:



whatever do you mean Mman???? shocked

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Sat 11/07/09 07:18 PM
Edited by michiganman3 on Sat 11/07/09 07:18 PM




Apt living has it's advantages.happy

At the house it used to take a while, all the leaves are down now so it's not like you'd get the yard raked and then the next day the yard is covered again.

They do compost well if you mow them or shred them.


yeah but I need motown's big mower...


Some people THINK you need the big mower.:wink:



whatever do you mean Mman???? shocked


Its not so much what you have, but what you can do with it.
A big mower might run your flower beds over, like a bull in a china shop.laugh

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Sat 11/07/09 07:20 PM





Apt living has it's advantages.happy

At the house it used to take a while, all the leaves are down now so it's not like you'd get the yard raked and then the next day the yard is covered again.

They do compost well if you mow them or shred them.


yeah but I need motown's big mower...


Some people THINK you need the big mower.:wink:



whatever do you mean Mman???? shocked


Its not so much what you have, but what you can do with it.
A big mower might run your flower beds over, like a bull in a china shop.laugh



yeah, I'm tracking with ya..:tongue:
like the plow...not so much the size, but how long it can work the field!

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Sat 11/07/09 07:23 PM
laugh laugh laugh


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Sat 11/07/09 07:29 PM


Some people THINK you need the big mower.:wink:



whatever do you mean Mman???? shocked


Its not so much what you have, but what you can do with it.



Never...and I do mean NEVER..in the history of mankind has a man with a big "mower" EVER said that......

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Sat 11/07/09 07:33 PM



Some people THINK you need the big mower.:wink:



whatever do you mean Mman???? shocked


Its not so much what you have, but what you can do with it.



Never...and I do mean NEVER..in the history of mankind has a man with a big "mower" EVER said that......


If you have the 'big mower' you usually don't have to.

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Sat 11/07/09 07:39 PM
I know dude....

I was kidding.

The reality is, when I am boning the living hell out of a woman and her head is buried in a pillow to muffle the screams so she don't freak out the neighbors....raking the lawn is the last thing on her mind.

hehehehe...sorry..I couldn't stop myself on that one.

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Sat 11/07/09 07:41 PM

I know dude....

I was kidding.

The reality is, when I am boning the living hell out of a woman and her head is buried in a pillow to muffle the screams so she don't freak out the neighbors....raking the lawn is the last thing on her mind.

hehehehe...sorry..I couldn't stop myself on that one.


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

As long as she doesn't say

"Beige, we should paint the ceiling beige"

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Sat 11/07/09 07:42 PM
Ladylid2012: "Leaves?...Leaves? We don't need no stinking leaves!" Move to Florida, rake sand traps...rake beach sand...rake your fingers through my hair...but you'll never rake leaves again! laugh

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Sat 11/07/09 07:51 PM

I know dude....

I was kidding.

The reality is, when I am boning the living hell out of a woman and her head is buried in a pillow to muffle the screams so she don't freak out the neighbors....raking the lawn is the last thing on her mind.

hehehehe...sorry..I couldn't stop myself on that one.


sad to say, some of us don't have that luxury right now...I'd rather be muffling my screams than thinking abut leaves

hahaha... sorry..I couldn't stop myself with that one.:tongue:

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Sat 11/07/09 07:56 PM
I have 2 huge tree's & I have been raking every F'n weekend, this time the trash guys are going to hate me I have 12 bags of leaves ready to go & I haven't raked at all this weekend so far, no to mention all the leaves in the guttersfrustrated

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Sat 11/07/09 08:05 PM


I know dude....

I was kidding.

The reality is, when I am boning the living hell out of a woman and her head is buried in a pillow to muffle the screams so she don't freak out the neighbors....raking the lawn is the last thing on her mind.

hehehehe...sorry..I couldn't stop myself on that one.


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

As long as she doesn't say

"Beige, we should paint the ceiling beige"


Dude, I am gonna send you a step by step manual...(colouring books are available if big words make it confusing)..

The pillow goes OVER the head! Press down firmly. Remember to smite the booty with light sharp stinging slaps (don't need bruising to explain if the cops show up)

allow me to demonstrate...



When applied properly, this technique can allieviate most issues....

well, except for when you hit the money shot and she starts griping..."Not in my eye! It stings! It stings!!"

...but, at least she won't be making you do yard work!

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Sat 11/07/09 08:07 PM

Ladylid2012: "Leaves?...Leaves? We don't need no stinking leaves!" Move to Florida, rake sand traps...rake beach sand...rake your fingers through my hair...but you'll never rake leaves again! laugh


Lived in Pompano Beach many years ago...I hear it's getting crowed down there theses days. Do miss the ocean...

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