A little 80-year-olde lady had always wanted to join a
local bikers club.
One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A
big, hairy, bearded
biker with tattoos all over arms answers. She
proclaims, "I want to join
your club."
The guy was quite amused, but says she needs to meet
certain biker
requirements in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you
have a motorcycle?"
The little olde lady replies, "Yep, my bike's parked
over there", and points
to a flamed black Harley Chopper in the driveway.
The
biker asks, "Do you drink?"
The little olde lady replies, "Yep, drink like a fish,
I'll drink everyone
in your club under the table."
The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little olde lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a
chimney - two packs of
cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple more in
the evening, while
I'm shooting pool."
The biker is becoming very impressed and asks, "Last
Question, have you
every been picked up by the fuzz ?"
The little olde lady thinks for a minute and says,
"Nope, but I've been
swung around by my nipples a few times."

Heard this before, but always gives me a good laugh!
I know a lady in her 80's that could prob drink all
of us, under the table, and still walk home. She
dances, cracks jokes and always has a snippy comeback.
Just hope I'm as sharp as she is at 80.

Very Funny

wow. thats one tough old lady.

YEOOOOOWWWW! I bout pee'd on myself.


My mom is coughing up a fur ball. That was so funny.
Kat

ah oh my grandma's got compitition