A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We
could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a
great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would
you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh
my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you
nuts?" The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course, " the brother
replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?" The boy
pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His
father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially
and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are
sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with
two sluts and a faggot.

That was a great one Chica!! LOL

lol

lol. that was cute

LMFAOOOOO... that's a keeper lol

ROFLMAO!!!

thats a good one!

thats a good one!!!

This little boy sucks his thumb so his mom gets mad and tells him not to
do it and that it's bad for him over and over again. So one day he was
walking past his parents room and peeped in and saw his mom and he said
and this bitch got the nerves to be mad at me when I suck my thumb!!!!!!