You'd better eat a lot of beans the previous night (sorry, no pun intended) because:

You'd need to push out three billion thousand hectolitres (about a hundred billion thousand gallons) of air at 320,000 Km per hour, (about 200,000 miles an hour) in half a millisecond, given the accelerating distance of your Anus; in order to fight air resistance and accelerate pretty well the entire atmosphere to no.2. escape velocity at a speed that would, by air friction, pull all living things with it into space.

To achieve this, your bowels will have to perform twelve billion giganewtons, which, when considering that you have half a millisecond to achieve this, would be equal to the power of two thousand pieces of twelveth grade hydrogen bombs going off at the same time.

Compare this to the world arsenal of 400,000 hydrogen bombs held in bays (kept at bay) by the two superpowers at the conclusion of the nineteen seventies. Anybody who reads only the press would have no knowledge of the tally now, even as a ballpark figure. I suggest nothing has changed, except hot air blown by politicians. Which in and by itself is also not a change.

You have no idea how deadly my farts are. It has nothing to do with force.

Of course if you want to volunteer........

Well truth be told, I was just joking. I don't fart.