Topic: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD?
uk1971's photo
Wed 10/28/09 04:22 AM
Could it be, $hit ... that's right, $hit?

$hit MAY just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:
You can get $hit-faced, Be $hit-out-of-luck, Or have $hit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your $hit together, find a place for your $hit, or be asked to $hit or get off the pot.

You can smoke $hit, buy $hit, sell $hit, lose $hit, find $hit, forget $hit, and tell others to eat $hit.

Some people know their $hit, while others can't tell the difference between $hit and $hineola.

There are lucky $hits, dumb $hits, and crazy $hits. There is bull $hit, horse $hit, and chicken $hit.

You can throw $hit, sling $hit, catch $hit, shoot the $hit, or duck when the $hit hits the fan.

You can give a $hit or serve $hit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep $hit or be happier than a pig in $hit.

Some days are colder than $hit, some days are hotter than $hit, and some days are just plain $hitty.

Some music sounds like $hit, things can look like $hit, and there are times when you feel like $hit.

You can have too much $hit, not enough $hit, the right $hit, the wrong $hit or a lot of weird $hit.

You can carry $hit, have a mountain of $hit, or find yourself up $hit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to $hit and other times you fall in a bucket of $hit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your $hit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a $hit; or not do so if you don't give a $hit!

Well, $hit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a $hit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of $hit. But, if you happened to catch a load of $hit from some $hit-head...........

Well, $hit Happens!!!

bigsmile :banana:

Jtevans's photo
Wed 10/28/09 04:24 AM
drinker drinker drinker

smilingtearz's photo
Wed 10/28/09 04:30 AM
$hit Happens!!! bigsmile
loved it:banana:

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Wed 10/28/09 06:57 AM
That post is the ****,laugh

Lilypetal's photo
Wed 10/28/09 07:06 AM
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What a crock of $hit!!

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Wed 10/28/09 08:05 AM
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DTHRomeo's photo
Wed 10/28/09 08:07 AM
What a shítty post laugh

Seakolony's photo
Wed 10/28/09 08:16 AM
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uk1971's photo
Wed 10/28/09 08:41 AM

What a shítty post laugh


Yeah. Just stinks don't it?

bigsmile slaphead