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Here honey, you use the remote.
You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see! While I'm up, can I get you a beer? Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me? Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just like to be held. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes? Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on. How do I look tonight? We never talk anymore. |
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So not true!! I've heard every one of those!! |
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Here honey, you use the remote. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see! While I'm up, can I get you a beer? Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me? Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just like to be held. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes? Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on. How do I look tonight? We never talk anymore. |
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