Topic: Things You Will NEVER Hear a man Say
uk1971's photo
Mon 10/26/09 05:09 AM
Here honey, you use the remote.

You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are
just too big.

Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I
gotta see!

While I'm up, can I get you a beer?

Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you
go to the wallpaper store with me?

Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just like to be
held.

Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a
pair of shoes?

Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose
Place.

Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.


How do I look tonight?

We never talk anymore.


bigsmile :banana:

Lilypetal's photo
Mon 10/26/09 05:23 AM
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So not true!! I've heard every one of those!!

MirrorMirror's photo
Mon 10/26/09 05:54 PM

Here honey, you use the remote.

You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are
just too big.

Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I
gotta see!

While I'm up, can I get you a beer?

Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you
go to the wallpaper store with me?

Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just like to be
held.

Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a
pair of shoes?

Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose
Place.

Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.


How do I look tonight?

We never talk anymore.


bigsmile :banana:
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