When my daughter was in preschool, and please keep in mind this was a christian school, her teacher met me at the door of the school. She asked me to come to her class room to tell me about her dat. As we entered the room she started laughing until she started to cry. Confuseed I asked her what had happened. The following is the story she told me.

She was teaching her class about things that live together and are good for each other. She asked the class what beas got from flowers expecting the kids in her class to say honey. Well that is not what my blue eyed blonde haired little 5 year oldsaid. She raised her hand and when she was called upon by the teach she called out SEX. The teach was laughing and all I could do was say I was going to kill her. The teach said "Oh no don't be mad at her. I thought it was cute.