Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.



He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother,and said, 'Here - try these on.'

She did and said, 'These are too big;I can't wear them.'



I replied, 'Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.''Ever since that night we never had any problems.''Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.



On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here - try theseon.'

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'



Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.

I don't want you to ever forget that.'



Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said,'Here-you try on mine.'



He did and said, 'I can't get into your pants.'



Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart *** attitude, you never will.'



And they lived happily ever after.



Now put that in your pipe and smoke it!!!!!!

Sorry,but that one has been put on here before.

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