Guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?



There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having

guts or having balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:



GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met

by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still

cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"



BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of

perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the

butt and having the balls to say: "You're next, Chubby."





I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically

speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

Yeah If I said you are next chubby she would cut my balls off!