Topic: first time using a condom
bedlum1's photo
Thu 10/15/09 11:17 AM
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so.

I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy.
There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the
counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.'
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and
slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make
sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still
looked confused. So she looked all around the store
to see if it was empty. It was empty.


'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.


Taking my hand, she led me into the back room,
unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked
her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She
asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do
was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.


As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt,
removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well,
come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'


So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that
unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and
KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.


She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you
put that condom on?' she asked.
I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Thu 10/15/09 11:20 AM
scared rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl slaphead

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Thu 10/15/09 11:25 AM
laugh

boredinaz06's photo
Thu 10/15/09 11:25 AM




Woopsslaphead

Itguy70's photo
Thu 10/15/09 11:47 AM
And I give that a 2 Thumbs UP hahahh

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Thu 10/15/09 11:52 AM
slaphead rofl

MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 10/15/09 12:07 PM

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so.

I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy.
There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the
counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.'
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and
slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make
sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still
looked confused. So she looked all around the store
to see if it was empty. It was empty.


'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.


Taking my hand, she led me into the back room,
unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked
her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She
asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do
was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.


As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt,
removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well,
come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'


So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that
unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and
KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.


She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you
put that condom on?' she asked.
I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Thu 10/15/09 12:32 PM
laugh rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

LadyOfMagic's photo
Thu 10/15/09 02:00 PM

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so.

I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy.
There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the
counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.'
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and
slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make
sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still
looked confused. So she looked all around the store
to see if it was empty. It was empty.


'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.


Taking my hand, she led me into the back room,
unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked
her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She
asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do
was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.


As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt,
removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well,
come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'


So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that
unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and
KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.


She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you
put that condom on?' she asked.
I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


Oh my gosh..thats nuts..lol..I gotta copy this to an email to show my friend..SHE's gon faint like the girl did!..lol.

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Thu 10/15/09 02:04 PM
:thumbsup: rofl rofl

earthytaurus76's photo
Thu 10/15/09 02:06 PM
laugh

bedlum1's photo
Thu 10/15/09 03:30 PM
had to read it again...needed a good laugh after the whole 6 yr old in a ballon thing....whew