A waiter asks a man," may i take your order sir??""
"Yes replies the man. I'm just wondering,
Exactly how do you prepare your chicken??

" Nothing special sir.
We just tell them straigh out
That they're going to die.''

i love it!

Heres a Good One

Cleaning Chickens

"Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy.

"It ain't my fault," Miss Crabtree. "You can blame this on my Daddy. The
reason I'm three hours late is Daddy sleeps naked!"

Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years.
So she asked little Sammy what he meant by that, despite her mounting
fears.
Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Sammy
and trouble were old friends, but he always told the truth.

"You see, Miss Crabtree, at the ranch we got this here lowdown coyote.
The last Few nights he done et six hens and killed Ma's best milk goat.
And last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he
grabbed his gun and said to Ma, "That coyote's back again, I'm a gonna
git him!'"


"Stay back, he yelled to all us kids!" He was naked as a jaybird, no
boots, no pants, no shirt!

To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then he
stuck that doublebarrel through the window of the coop. As he stared
into the darkness, with coyotes on his mind, our old hound dog Zeke had
done woke up and come a sneakin' up behind Daddy. Then we all looked on
plumb helpless as old Zeke stuck that cold nose in Daddy's crack!

Miss Crabtree, we been cleanin' chickens since three o'clock this
morning!"

Those are fowl. Someone has a poultry sense of humour here and it gives
me the bird.

hey now that was cute and very funny

we have to hear the oldest one in the book! it is a must!:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!