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I had a guy bring me to an AA meeting on a first date. I had a guy bring me tanning on a first date. I had a guy bring me to meet his parents on a first date. They told him not to F it up, right in front of me. OMG too funny |
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I had a guy bring me to an AA meeting on a first date. I had a guy bring me tanning on a first date. I had a guy bring me to meet his parents on a first date. They told him not to F it up, right in front of me. i had a guy take me to meet the parents early on...the mom told me to my face that i was too young for her son and that i should take a hike. she then turned to her son (i'm sure to embarrass me) and told him that restraints were NEVER allowed in her house and he was to remove them from the bed immediately. um, i later married him. She sounds like a hoot. That was my "problem"; actually liked the in-laws better than the Ex. Should have kept them as friends and dumped him. |
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agree with most...but she is allowed to grope if she wants
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and if they're wearing a thong...it's like they brought their own wedgie to the party...so what then???  Ok, Ok,
we'll allow wedgies! 
Geez! 
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agree with most...but she is allowed to grope if she wants
Ok... the wedgies was one thing... 
but now the groping!!!! 
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Should I rethink these commandments???
Nawwwwwwwww! You guys are just nutzzzzzzzz! 
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Forgot Commandment 11
11- I shall not listen to others rules and advice and make my own mind. |
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Forgot Commandment 11 11- I shall not listen to others rules and advice and make my own mind. |
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agree with most...but she is allowed to grope if she wants
I agree... what's the point of a date if there's no groping? 
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SO WERE U ON OUR FIRST DATE
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agree with most...but she is allowed to grope if she wants
I agree... what's the point of a date if there's no groping?
  
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No groping
Can I do everything but? I wanna. Grope I love groping!!!  
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No groping
Can I do everything but? I wanna. Grope I love groping!!!
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Aight what is #7? Its the date rape drug. 
Its called "dark humor" Muahhahahaha Oh very nice
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No groping
Can I do everything but? I wanna. Grope I love groping!!!
Agree! REWRITE NUMBER 6, please! We gotta have grope!  
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No groping
Can I do everything but? I wanna. Grope I love groping!!!
Agree! REWRITE NUMBER 6, please! We gotta have grope!
How about "No groping twice unless groped back!"?
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1) Thou shalt not give a wedgie on a date. 
2) Thou shalt not recieve a wedgie on a date. 
3) Thou shalt not talk about my ex, on a date.
4) Thou shalt not ask one to "pull my finger", on a date. 
5) Thou shalt not burp, or spit on a date. 
6) Thou shalt not grope on a date. 
7) Thou shalt not bring "Rohypnol" on a date...heehee.
8) Thou shalt not bring thy mother on a date.
9) Thou shalt not run out of gas on a date...oldshcool. 
10) Thou shalt not break any of the 10 commandments of dating. 
now, i just need someone to test these. 
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Yes, I'd have to say that bikini-floss is sort of a default wedgie.
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I cant rewrite thesse...
I wrote them in stone...heeeheee. But hey, grope on my little pretties!!! You guys are friggen hilarious. |
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SO WERE U ON OUR FIRST DATE Okkkkkkkkkkk.... and someone needs mental help....pronto! |
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