feel like a

Just to recap so far...

It was a long time ago, and far away, when she saw a large frog with
purple spots (that could sing, and even dance). "Wow!" she said. This
frog was a little retarded, but not as dumb as the guy that found out he
was wearing galoshes in the middle of the desert sand, and nothing else
but a hat (made from the feathers of a small billy goat that smelled
like old gym socks. <Which> He came across while looking for an old
friend, who had once helped him with an erectile disfunction that made
him

feel like a

wild black stallion

that was gelded

He hoped that

he could regain