dear diary.....IM BACK!!!!! bwhahaha


ooops....HI

i thought it was butt shot tuesday's ?????

I don't even remember

Dear Journal ..... thats my issue .. I ALWAYS remember My bad

I forget.....

what where we talking about?

Spalunking .....( is that how you spell that word ??? cave diving ?? )

i think that sounds great...lol

Never tried it myself ... just always wanted to use that word in a sentence ... PROPERLY

my spell checker says it is " spelunking "
and yessssssss spelunking is cave exploration

hahahah tomato, toMATo....

potato potAtoe

Dear diary....... gawwwwd how do I ...what do I ...say...

it's scandalous.....

it would be considered treacherous...

..... it could be thought of as exciting......

temptuous .... scrumpdillyicous ....

I didn't think it still festered ...

but it does .....

....it had been sequestered

it has asked me back ......

though it repeatedly returns to black

and back in that place...

it leaves behind a hidden flame ....

and within this secret ....

(yes there is a riddle to this game)....

hides the world within my brain ....

I'z just lil miss creative yesterday got a little tooooo creative with the hair color though eeek I'll be spending the next few days trying to make my hair look normal again

JENNY CRAIG FOR MEN

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program..


The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous,

athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign

around her neck.


She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing,

he finally gives up..


The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.


On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.


The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,

beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.. She is wearing nothing but

Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you

can have me'.


Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he

does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens

with him gradually getting in better and better shape.


Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he

has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company

to order the 7-day/50 pound program

'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone... 'This is our most rigorous program..'

'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'


The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular

guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck

that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'


He lost 63 pounds that week.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAH .... nice one .. thanks

Purple .. have a great weekend ... I'm off home ..
Caio

you to TT
SPRING BREAK IS ON!!!!!!!!!

whoooooooooo hooooooo