we're all still goin to Walmart
with our " To-Do"list's

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and
stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout
the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air
fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin
narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think
we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and
turn the volumes to “10”.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so
long!...” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud
enough for all to hear, “Who buys this crap, anyway?”

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for
a “test drive.”

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet
away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your
playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized
and say, “Wow. Magic!”

20. Put M&M’s on layaway.

21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only
invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other
aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “...I’m
Batman. Come, Robin—to the Batcave!”

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside
down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t
you people just leave me alone?”

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them,
yelling, “Red Rover!”

31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are
any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale
battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the
clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as
possible.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission:
Impossible.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your
Twinkies?”

41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: “Marco Polo.”

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,
etc.

44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.

45. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various
funnels.

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,
quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal
position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If
the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get
out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

HAHAHAHA and yes I read the WHOLE thing .....

oh oh !!!!was just informed of a few that I missed !!!


go to the panty section and slip a pair of frilly ones over your pants and walk through the store.

or fill your shopping cart to the top with condoms and if asked say you are having a huge get together tonight and then ask hand then a formally written invitation to come!

And for the truly daring guy who’s willing to take the risk of being beaten by a mob of angry mothers and possibly face being zap strapped by Wal-Mart security…… stand in front of the boys changing room and sing Michael Jackson songs…..lol

And one of my personal favorites I actually do in almost any store, chuck random things into people’s shopping carts such as lice cream or douche products when their backs are turned :)

Dear Journal ...... today is my THURSDAY as I am off FRIDAY ... 3 day weekend .. WOO HOOOO

yay!!! lucky you

pfft , remember when this place had FRIENDLY people that didn't have their heads stuffed up their own a$$es???

Helllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooo

(((Lisa)))

ppppffffttttt.......

{{{kellie}}}
{{{lisa}}}
pat,
ok, kid's i need to take a nap before work !

Hey Kevin

{{{{Pat}}}}

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Have a good one Kev
How the heck are you Lisa?

Remember the tune " I don't Like Mondays " ??..... what a STUPID reason ... hahahahahahahah

Morning world

Hiya {{{{Marky}}}}

Hiya Lisa ... how things kiddo

Getting ready to build a Ark here

I read back to see how you are



Hi {{{Purple}}}

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I'm working on an ark to , having a bit of trouble with the animals though they keep wanting to go 3 by 3 hoorah hoorah
I sure wish I had some rain barrels they'd be full !!!

Purple .. I wish I had some SCOTCH barrels ... WOO HOO lol

Bring on the Scotch Barrels then we wouldn't care about the rain