Trying to decide do we head north or south first

says she rather head south first its warmer there

she may sneak into your heart by day,


but at night she turns into the grim reaper and takes your heart!

Picturing herself on a deserted beach with only cabana boys grant her every wish

Wants to be a cabana boy

Wants me to be her "personal" cabana boy.

(((Delilady)))

really runs a cabana boy business, he is my boss and loans me out at WAY less than minimum wage

Thinking all his ladies should show up at his house to sing him Happy Birthday!
((((Ed)))

Thank you

wants to be stranded on a desert island for fun!

For Delilady

for Ed - He's enjoying his Birthday cake and the girls who popped out of it!

We are all having a great time too.

Making his wish list for when he blows out the candles on his cake

In third grade, she cheated on her history exam. In fourth grade, she stole her uncle Max's toupee and she glued it on her face when she was Moses in her Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, she knocked her sister Edie down the stairs and she blamed it on the dog... When her mom sent her to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch she got nuts and she pigged out and they kicked her out... But the worst thing she ever did - She mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then she went to this movie theater, hid the puke in her jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, she made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then she dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. She never felt so bad in her entire life.

Happy Birthday Ed!!

looking for the person that took my teachers certificate lol

slept with her 12th grade teacher to pass calculus

was a 12th grade calculus teacher

dang i wish i didn't have that class lol




slept with her princpal so she can just graduate



okie still waiting on some one too pull that finger lol