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| Topic: So NOT Crushing... - part 2 | |
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Awwww Sunny.  I like that one IndnPrncs. Let's see...... "Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder."   I know when you`ve been bad or good...so let`s skip the small talk! I'm doing Christmas ones... "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants." Ahhhhh.....the classics!
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hey guess what
no CRUSHES 
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Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas. |
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Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas. "Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show santa what I want for christmas!" |
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Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas. "Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show santa what I want for christmas!" I`ve got something special in the sack for you! |
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"Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster."
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I crush. Crush everyday actually. Can't help it...lots of pretty women on here.
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"Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster." Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? Dict8 there's a thread for that...
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Edited by
IndnPrncs
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Sun 12/06/09 09:45 PM
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oops double post
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"Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster." Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? Dict8 there's a thread for that... Yeah. This is the "No crush" zone. And the zone where I am trying to woo IndnPrncs.  
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Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? dict8 there's a thread for that...
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we have them... see out pickup lines? we're working hard on finding the right one...
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Great gay pick-up line..."Can I push in yr stool?" Booo! Yea, I know...
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omg ewwwwwwwwwwwww
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"I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?"
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"I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?" You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? |
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"Did it HURT? When ya' fell from heaven, did it HURT?"
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"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
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:If I said ya' had a nice body would ya' hold it against me?"
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