drunk dialing/texting. no quicker way to a woman's heart than to tell her all the things u kno would turn her off when ur sober when ur good and twisted. and ur a real master of ur craft when u can effect the slurred speech and convey ur level of intoxication in a text message. that takes skills there u kno. she's gonna fall in love with me now for sure. how o=could she not? she's be crazy to think there's someone out tthere in this world with more self-control and devotion towards her. just crazy. so i'm gonna let her knkow thata. oh man, i looooooooooooove u gaiz. don't u nderstadn that? u gaizzz are the BBEST inte edh whole waid wullrdl! big iisss, 4 u. MMMMMMMMUEAH! i love yous!

I love you man

HUH! did you ever hear of spell check?

I thought "speaking in tongues" would be moved to the religious threads.

Put the bottle down.........

Have some coffee!! And break your phone!

I had a friend who loved drunk dialing. I was usually the sober driver and she would spend the trip home from a night out calling every one in her phone book.... entertaining comedy!!!!

be seeing you

I completely understand this post which lets me know I've been on this site too long.

I remember my first beer. be seeing you