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drunk dialing/texting. no quicker way to a woman's heart than to tell her all the things u kno would turn her off when ur sober when ur good and twisted. and ur a real master of ur craft when u can effect the slurred speech and convey ur level of intoxication in a text message. that takes skills there u kno. she's gonna fall in love with me now for sure. how o=could she not? she's be crazy to think there's someone out tthere in this world with more self-control and devotion towards her. just crazy. so i'm gonna let her knkow thata. oh man, i looooooooooooove u gaiz. don't u nderstadn that? u gaizzz are the BBEST inte edh whole waid wullrdl! big iisss, 4 u. MMMMMMMMUEAH! i love yous!
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I love you man
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drunk dialing/texting. no quicker way to a woman's heart than to tell her all the things u kno would turn her off when ur sober when ur good and twisted. and ur a real master of ur craft when u can effect the slurred speech and convey ur level of intoxication in a text message. that takes skills there u kno. she's gonna fall in love with me now for sure. how o=could she not? she's be crazy to think there's someone out tthere in this world with more self-control and devotion towards her. just crazy. so i'm gonna let her knkow thata. oh man, i looooooooooooove u gaiz. don't u nderstadn that? u gaizzz are the BBEST inte edh whole waid wullrdl! big iisss, 4 u. MMMMMMMMUEAH! i love yous! HUH!  did you ever hear of spell check?
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drunk dialing/texting. no quicker way to a woman's heart than to tell her all the things u kno would turn her off when ur sober when ur good and twisted. and ur a real master of ur craft when u can effect the slurred speech and convey ur level of intoxication in a text message. that takes skills there u kno. she's gonna fall in love with me now for sure. how o=could she not? she's be crazy to think there's someone out tthere in this world with more self-control and devotion towards her. just crazy. so i'm gonna let her knkow thata. oh man, i looooooooooooove u gaiz. don't u nderstadn that? u gaizzz are the BBEST inte edh whole waid wullrdl! big iisss, 4 u. MMMMMMMMUEAH! i love yous! HUH! did you ever hear of spell check?
I thought "speaking in tongues" would be moved to the religious threads. |
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Put the bottle down.........
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Have some coffee!! And break your phone!
I had a friend who loved drunk dialing. I was usually the sober driver and she would spend the trip home from a night out calling every one in her phone book.... entertaining comedy!!!! |
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 be seeing you
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I completely understand this post which lets me know I've been on this site too long.
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I remember my first beer.
 be seeing you
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