A newly married couple are in there hotel bedroom
When the guy steps into the bedroom to find his new bride spread eagled naked on the bed he walks around to the right hand side of the bed and there she is layed on the right hand side.
He walk around to the left hand side and there she is again layed now on the left hand side.
Getting annoyed he races round to the right hand side of the bed where there she is again!!
She replies baby you know what i want right NOW?
Yes my beautiful bride i do...all the bloody bed!! Anna x

Tha would call for an anolment!