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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 60 | |
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I think he was drunk before I even got there. Always a sign of a fun guy!  
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I think he was drunk before I even got there. Always a sign of a fun guy!
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I was thinking of using the "I need to go home and put on my herpes cream" but.......
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dear diary.....Im back. My date was gorgeous.....and he knew it. He was so happy I wasnt fat that he just had to grab my *** 3 times!!! And pull my hair 3 times.....I wasnt too happy about that and said I had to get home.   
Is he in kindergarten? What grown man pulls hair to show affection? Well, in public I mean? 
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This dating thang is HILARIOUS!!! I cant wait for the next LOSER!!!
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dear diary.....Im back. My date was gorgeous.....and he knew it. He was so happy I wasnt fat that he just had to grab my *** 3 times!!! And pull my hair 3 times.....I wasnt too happy about that and said I had to get home.
Is he in kindergarten? What grown man pulls hair to show affection? Well, in public I mean?
I dont like my hair being pulled or my *** being grabbed on a first date.
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I was thinking of using the "I need to go home and put on my herpes cream" but.......
You should have started scratching down there right in front of him, and then act like nothing was going on.
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I was thinking of using the "I need to go home and put on my herpes cream" but.......
You should have started scratching down there right in front of him, and then act like nothing was going on.
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dear diary.....Im back. My date was gorgeous.....and he knew it. He was so happy I wasnt fat that he just had to grab my *** 3 times!!! And pull my hair 3 times.....I wasnt too happy about that and said I had to get home.
Is he in kindergarten? What grown man pulls hair to show affection? Well, in public I mean?
I dont like my hair being pulled or my *** being grabbed on a first date.
Ah yes, the "funny man" I hate those types. I like clever men, but that har har dude annoys me. You should have smacked him for pulling your hair and kicked him in the balls for grabbing your ***. Oh dear, I wonder if that's too violent? 
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I let him know I didnt think it was appropriate. Thats why Im home so early.
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dear diary....if you can tell me why my cats head is wet,,,,,I will give you $578978327892!!!!
 
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he fell in the toliet.....
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so, i guess the date was a flop.......
see you should of waited on me to get there !
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got a job offer hopefully everything goes well
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kewl,
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he fell in the toliet.....
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so, i guess the date was a flop....... see you should of waited on me to get there !
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got a job offer hopefully everything goes well 
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Edited by
southern_bee
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Thu 10/08/09 10:07 PM
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got a job offer hopefully everything goes well
just worried about 1 thing and if that passes as legit then im good |
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im fat so what !
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