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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 60 | |
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Ya....but he does "seem" nice..... I think I need to own a gun with this internet dating stuff!! 
 Yeah but that bedroom stuff he was saying sounds kind of strange
 
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HAHAHAHAHA I THINK I GOT ME A COWBOY THIS TIME!!!!
Ohhhhhhh lets see if he is non smoker too!!!! 
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Ok here is another one.....they want them to be physically fit meaning they dont want anyone fat bla blablablaaaaaahhhhhhhh oh and they want us to camp and get dirty but miraculously clean up into a ball gown in 20 minutes!!!
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Canadians:
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, You may live in Canada . If someone in a Home Depot store Offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada . If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You may live in Canada . If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number, You may live in Canada . If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend, You may live in Canada . If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada . If you know several people Who have hit a deer more than once, You may live in Canada . If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' In the same day and back again, You may live in Canada . If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow During a raging blizzard without flinching, You may live in Canada . If you install security lights on your house and garage, But leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada . If you carry jumper cables in your car And your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada . If you design your kid's Halloween costume To fit over a snowsuit, You may live in Canada . If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- You're going 95 and everybody is passing you, You may live in Canada . If driving is better in the winter Because the potholes are filled with snow, You may live in Canada . If you know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, You may live in Canada . (this is my favourite, because how true) If you have more miles On your snow blower than your car, You may live in Canada . If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', You may live in Canada . If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your friends, you definitely are Canadian and proud to be. |
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He wants to take me out for "drink".....
I replied...... "Maybe"...... 
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Canadians: If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, You may live in Canada . If someone in a Home Depot store Offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada . If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You may live in Canada . If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number, You may live in Canada . If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend, You may live in Canada . If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada . If you know several people Who have hit a deer more than once, You may live in Canada . If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' In the same day and back again, You may live in Canada . If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow During a raging blizzard without flinching, You may live in Canada . If you install security lights on your house and garage, But leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada . If you carry jumper cables in your car And your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada . If you design your kid's Halloween costume To fit over a snowsuit, You may live in Canada . If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- You're going 95 and everybody is passing you, You may live in Canada . If driving is better in the winter Because the potholes are filled with snow, You may live in Canada . If you know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, You may live in Canada . (this is my favourite, because how true) If you have more miles On your snow blower than your car, You may live in Canada . If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', You may live in Canada . If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your friends, you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.
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Ya....but he does "seem" nice..... I think I need to own a gun with this internet dating stuff!!
Yeah but that bedroom stuff he was saying sounds kind of strange
 Time to switch on your Gaydar!!!
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Ya....but he does "seem" nice..... I think I need to own a gun with this internet dating stuff!!
Yeah but that bedroom stuff he was saying sounds kind of strange
Time to switch on your Gaydar!!!
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Ya....but he does "seem" nice..... I think I need to own a gun with this internet dating stuff!!
Yeah but that bedroom stuff he was saying sounds kind of strange
Time to switch on your Gaydar!!!
uhoh Sounds like the closet door may be opening up for this one
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hahahaaaaaaaa I attract gay guys!!!
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Anddddddddddd here comes another guy on a harley!!!
 
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hahahaaaaaaaa I attract gay guys!!!
This guy sounds half perv /half in the closet
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hahahaaaaaaaa I attract gay guys!!!
This guy sounds half perv /half in the closet
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hahahaaaaaaaa I attract gay guys!!!
This guy sounds half perv /half in the closet
You need to get a webcam Before you meet some dude that don't look anything like his pics
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hahahaaaaaaaa I attract gay guys!!!
This guy sounds half perv /half in the closet
You need to get a webcam Before you meet some dude that don't look anything like his pics
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ok harley guy wants to know how much I weigh. I told him 650 lbs!!!
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hahahaaaaaaaa I attract gay guys!!!
This guy sounds half perv /half in the closet
You need to get a webcam Before you meet some dude that don't look anything like his pics
Just a suggestion
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hahahaaaaaaaa I attract gay guys!!!
This guy sounds half perv /half in the closet
You need to get a webcam Before you meet some dude that don't look anything like his pics
Just a suggestion
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hahahaaaaaaaa I attract gay guys!!!
This guy sounds half perv /half in the closet
You need to get a webcam Before you meet some dude that don't look anything like his pics
Just a suggestion
You think you would do that?
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hahahaaaaaaaa I attract gay guys!!!
This guy sounds half perv /half in the closet
You need to get a webcam Before you meet some dude that don't look anything like his pics
Just a suggestion
You think you would do that?
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