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Topic: Mingle Upgrade
prisoner Joined Tue 01/06/09 Posts: 5129	Wed 10/07/09 01:35 PM
From the home office in West Springfield,Massachusetts...Top 5 Things You'll Get With The Mingle Upgrade............................. 5) unlimited use of the catchphrase 'be seeing you'..................... 4) one copy of the new KISS cd...... 3) frequent flyer mileage everytime someone says 'yes' to you in a 'fork & dork'............................. 2) direct response from God when asking for a prayer request......... And the numer one thing you'll get with the Mingle Upgrade...a night on the town with the Mod of your choice!!

9CORNERPOCKET Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 2072	Wed 10/07/09 01:49 PM
I'll pass...........

4974 Joined Mon 01/19/09 Posts: 1621	Wed 10/07/09 02:06 PM
whats my choices in mod's??????

lilbug Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 14791	Wed 10/07/09 02:09 PM
I'll pass........... Would you like a moment to reconsider that?!

prisoner Joined Tue 01/06/09 Posts: 5129	Wed 10/07/09 02:12 PM
I'll pass........... Would you like a moment to reconsider that?! Robin. be seeing you

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Wed 10/07/09 02:13 PM
And the numer one thing you'll get with the Mingle Upgrade...a night on the town with the Mod of your choice!! We really need to do something about these memos I never get....

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Wed 10/07/09 02:15 PM
The phrase: "Chat Global,Date Local" has been copyrighted by me and will no longer be used after the Mingle upgrade. The phrases: "More Carrot,Less Stick" and "Wag More,Bark Less" Will be used instead. Thank You.

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 10/07/09 02:15 PM
... And the numer one thing you'll get with the Mingle Upgrade? ... A night on the town with the Mod of your choice! ... Priceless!!! ... ...

lilbug Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 14791	Wed 10/07/09 02:17 PM
And the numer one thing you'll get with the Mingle Upgrade...a night on the town with the Mod of your choice!! We really need to do something about these memos I never get....

prisoner Joined Tue 01/06/09 Posts: 5129	Wed 10/07/09 02:18 PM
And the numer one thing you'll get with the Mingle Upgrade...a night on the town with the Mod of your choice!! We really need to do something about these memos I never get.... Lex! be seeing you

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Wed 10/07/09 06:00 PM
From the home office in West Springfield,Massachusetts...Top 5 Things You'll Get With The Mingle Upgrade............................. 5) unlimited use of the catchphrase 'be seeing you'..................... 4) one copy of the new KISS cd...... 3) frequent flyer mileage everytime someone says 'yes' to you in a 'fork & dork'............................. 2) direct response from God when asking for a prayer request......... And the numer one thing you'll get with the Mingle Upgrade...a night on the town with the Mod of your choice!! Good -I choose Lil!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Thu 10/08/09 11:06 AM
And the numer one thing you'll get with the Mingle Upgrade...a night on the town with the Mod of your choice!! We really need to do something about these memos I never get.... Lex! be seeing you You never did say what the Mods get....! Be seeing you....!!

prisoner Joined Tue 01/06/09 Posts: 5129	Thu 10/08/09 11:11 AM
And the numer one thing you'll get with the Mingle Upgrade...a night on the town with the Mod of your choice!! We really need to do something about these memos I never get.... Lex! be seeing you You never did say what the Mods get....! Be seeing you....!! That would depend on what member The Mod went out with. be seeing you

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Thu 10/08/09 11:11 AM
And the numer one thing you'll get with the Mingle Upgrade...a night on the town with the Mod of your choice!! We really need to do something about these memos I never get.... Lex! be seeing you You never did say what the Mods get....! Be seeing you....!! That would depend on what member The Mod went out with. be seeing you That's what I was afraid of. Be seeing you!

prisoner Joined Tue 01/06/09 Posts: 5129	Thu 10/08/09 11:19 AM
And the numer one thing you'll get with the Mingle Upgrade...a night on the town with the Mod of your choice!! We really need to do something about these memos I never get.... Lex! be seeing you You never did say what the Mods get....! Be seeing you....!! That would depend on what member The Mod went out with. be seeing you That's what I was afraid of. Be seeing you! be seeing you

MingleFriendForU Joined Tue 10/06/09 Posts: 28	Thu 10/08/09 03:50 PM
I am the upgrade.

daniel48706 Joined Fri 03/16/07 Posts: 8566	Thu 10/08/09 04:07 PM
In your case Lex, you get me, as I would choose you as my "mod for the night". And the numer one thing you'll get with the Mingle Upgrade...a night on the town with the Mod of your choice!! We really need to do something about these memos I never get.... Lex! be seeing you You never did say what the Mods get....! Be seeing you....!!

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Thu 10/08/09 04:10 PM
Hey, as long as it's Charles, I'll take that upgrade. Always thought he was pretty cute.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Thu 10/08/09 04:13 PM
In your case Lex, you get me, as I would choose you as my "mod for the night". Hey, I could do worse!

daniel48706 Joined Fri 03/16/07 Posts: 8566	Thu 10/08/09 04:15 PM
In your case Lex, you get me, as I would choose you as my "mod for the night". Hey, I could do worse! So, I assume you are gonna pick me up, as I have no registered vehicle right now, right? Also, I figure I should include a "true" pic of myself for you, so there's no confusion