A young guy see's an advert for farm hand wanted
He thinks wow all that hard work and fresh air will do me the world of good.
So he knocks on the farmers door and asks about the job, the farmer asks "when could you start?" first thing in the morning sir BUT"

At 7am could you ask your wife to make me a bowl of porridge with honey followed by bacon eggs toasts beans and mushrooms and 2 cups of tea.
At 9am could you ask her to bring me a plate of cookies and a flask of tea make sure she puts sugar in because i cant drink tea without.
At 11pm is it ok to come to the farm house and have your good lady make me some bacon egg and toast.
At 12pm i will come to the farm house and i would like stew dumplings 2 bowls of apple pie and custard and 2 cups of tea.
At 1pm does the mobile icecream man stop at the bottom of the field if so i will get a lolly and some chocolate.
At 3pm could you ask your wife to bring me a flask of chicken soup and a large piece of bread.
At 5pm i will finish and i would like steak eggs mushrooms fries and 2 bowls of apple pie and custard and 2 cups of tea DO I HAVE THE JOB?
No replies the farmer but i will give you $10 for each bucket of your manure!! Anna x

Reminds me of a joke a friend shared. Goes a bit like this......

Their was a couple who was so poor that they'd have sex for breakfast, lunch and dinner. At one time, the husband arrived late after his never ending search for a job and saw his wife sliding up and down the stair railing. The husband asked "Watcha doing honey?"

The wife answered "I'm cooking our dinner dear."