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Beige
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Tue 10/06/09 12:35 AM
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Passed by some friends of mine.....
Biodata Erap in one of his younger days while applying for a job he doesn't really like. His Biodata goes a little something like this: Position Applied For: Point Guard Name: Guess Who Address: Bonifacio Birthdate: Happy Sex: Symbol Marital Status: S (small) M (medium) L (large) Height: Hitler Weight: For me! Color of Eyes: Black and White Color of Skin: Tone School: No…is Hot. Course: Golf Degree: 90 Special Skills: Singing, Dancing, Acting etc. Phone Number(s): 3 (Nokia, Motorola and Ericsson) Fax: U Contact Person(s): Yes….(Animals ..No.) |
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Passed by some friends of mine..... Biodata Erap in one of his younger days while applying for a job he doesn't really like. His Biodata goes a little something like this: Position Applied For: Point Guard Name: Guess Who Address: Bonifacio Birthdate: Happy Sex: Symbol Marital Status: S (small) M (medium) L (large) Height: Hitler Weight: For me! Color of Eyes: Black and White Color of Skin: Tone School: No…is Hot. Course: Golf Degree: 90 Special Skills: Singing, Dancing, Acting etc. Phone Number(s): 3 (Nokia, Motorola and Ericsson) Fax: U Contact Person(s): Yes….(Animals ..No.) |
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