is the new fried thing at the fair this year. it seems each year they try to fry something more ridiculous than the year past like fried coke. maybe next year it'll be something like fried lard or fried cholesterol. i mean, let's just get right down to it. ya kno? skip all the superfluous junk that you have to eat, taste or swallow in order to get to what you're really after, an artery clogging experience bringing you one heart beat closer to a stroke or heart attack. maybe after someone dies at the fair from eating fried cholesterol the following year they'll offer fried oatmeal, or maybe fried lipitor.

i'm sorry, but it just seems ridiculously and needlessly decadent to fry butter. who eats butter by itself anyway?!? sure i kno there are some people who enjoy licking their knife clean of the butter that remains or something like that, but honestly, who seeks to eat butter by itself. not going for a slice of bread or anything else, just going to the refrigerator specifically for butter. dallas is not overpopulated by skinny people in dire need of consuming fat in that manner. why then would anyone even encourage such an obscene indulgence like this? fried butter. why can't eating healthy be made attractive and encourage more people to come and eat the newest healthy attraction at the fair?

i dunno, i'm done with my rant. i love all my texas people and fellow americans as well. i would like to see everyone living healthy and promoting happiness in the world.

<licking clean a spoon of cake frosting as i finish typing my rant>

;)

oh wow dude you are a hotty ;)