Old Mcdonald had a possum,
E I E I O
And on this possum was a hat,
E I E I O

Here a possum, there a possum,
Everywhere a hatted possum
E I E I O

Hats of stature.
Hats discreet.
A hat with ears to match my feet.
Some folks love bald or plain la tête .
Some folks must learn to love hats yet.
Without a doubt, hats plain to see
Make hard to live invisibly.
But due to love of other's jest
And favored status o'er the rest
A possum strives to join the few
Who wear what compliments most true,
Then boldly go to open places
Watching smiles on other faces.
Despite an innate need to nest
A possum wants to do their best
To learn to stop the duck and hide
Where grace and confidence abide.

Oh, possum, marsupial of the west,
Your cousins kangaroo and koala wish you the best.
It must be lonely, being the only marsupial in the west.
I give you tickets to Australia, to join the rest.
You could stay with your cousins, or if you think it's best,
You could take them with you, to your home in the west.

Little Chishio creeps in the night,
Looking for the little creatures.
She finds the nocturnal possum nested in tight,
Watching some double features.

"Hi Little Possum" she says with a smile.
Trying to make a friend.
"Have a warm kolache out of my pouch!"
Says the possum rolling end over end.

Now the two can smile together,
Knowing each has a bud with no fear of harm.
Not needing hair nor feather,
Cause friendship supplies the warm.

jingle bells
jinle bells
metalwings
on his way
bringing
toys to
all the girls
and boys
and spreading
cheer after having
a few beers
and saying
merry christas to all
lets have a ball

dashing through the snow
who wants to know
christmas is
almost here so
so let make a snow man
and wish we was playing
in the sand
dashing dashing
here we go
happy new year to you allllll

Dashing through the snow
In Mendy's open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Rhyming all the way
Jailbirds start to sing
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
An internet song tonight

Oh, Mingle bells, Mingle bells
Mingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In Mendy's open sleigh
Mingle bells, Mingle bells
Mingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to chide
My forum buddies today!!!

Porkchop king
Glaze with zing
Metal's recipes
Will make you sing

Birthdays are so much fun
When Iam the birthday one
One what joy it is today
We birthday greeting from everyone one
oh birthdays are so much fun
so let party under the sun
Happy Birthday to me
oh wow let see
time for bed enough said
oh happy birthday to meeeee

Happy Birthday Mendy
Happy Birthday to you!
Another year of rhyming,
Will make it better too!

He flies, he cooks, he writes a rhyme
It only takes a little time
For happy wishes from his head
To make it to the poems thread
And thereby make a friend or two
Feel sunny like a day that's new.
So let three cheers raise up and sing
Some praise for our pal, metalwing.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a possum eating pears off a tree!

Pinkie roses in her cheeks
She loves to say she likes the geeks,
But anime is lots of fun
(Unless you watch the kinky one!)
Hens and doves as Christmas treats
Are not as yum as fresh pear eats.
But still, I'm sure to save you one
Sit back and watch...the show's begun!

Thank you for the pear.
It is so kind of you to share.
This gift is more than I can bear!
I'm tempted to split it into, this pear.

On the first day of new years
my true love gave to me
it red with a green stem
well oh what could it be
12 red rose all just for me
On the second day of new years
my true love gave to me
oh it red and shinny
and wow a New Car just
for me!

Red are the gifts mentioned above,
For crimson red is the color of love.
A love as pure as snow on the ground,
This kind of love makes the world go 'round.

Happy New year
why dont you break out
the beer
oh happy new year
so why do I see that tear
oh happy new year
it time to look
in the mirrow
happy new year
I hope youll
all be more since
Happy New year
just let lose of
all your fears

'Tis the third day of the new year.
Next year will be a leap year, I hear!
Have you made a resolution?
For keeping it, however, is there a solution?

Oh Leap year
so lets see
what will that year
be
Gas prices higher
still no jobs
and my house
will go to the
highest buyer
Oh Leap I cant wait
to see what else
the goverment
will take

Good night
Good night
oh look
and dont forget
to turn out the light