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Topic: twinkie flavored pheromones
skanktricil's photo
Tue 09/29/09 10:13 PM
i swear i must have twinkie flavored pheromones, because not only are they attracting the wrong types of people but they seem to attract the police too. never good. police are not welcome.

what's a boy to do? i don't understand why of the people i kno, their girlfriends always tell me, "any girl would be soooo lucky to have u, ur sooo nice" or "i don't understand why u don't have a girlfriend, ur good looking" or "you deserve a good girl, u r so nice, u cook, u clean, ur thoughtful and considerate,... blah blah blah". listing a hundred and one reasons why i should have a girl, but never telling me why it is that i don't. or what it is about me that seems to repel the girls i do talk to. "oh they just haven't gotten to kno u." "it's their loss". all those nice words don't serve to find me a lady, and worse still because they are from the mouths of the girlfriends of people i am friends with or somehow from girls i shouldn't or wouldn't put any kind of moves on, out of respect.

yeah, ennywei, that was my rant. i exude the scent of twinkies and i look like chocolate cake or some other decadent and indulgent delight, to those who indulge.

writer_gurl's photo
Tue 09/29/09 10:18 PM
Mmmmmmmm...I love twinkies:banana:

robert1652's photo
Tue 09/29/09 10:26 PM
Edited by robert1652 on Tue 09/29/09 10:27 PM
There is a person on this site I don't know the name and I quote
"You are doing it wrong" He/she always says that

MirrorMirror's photo
Tue 09/29/09 10:27 PM
drinks I heard that they are coming out with smokeable beerdrinks

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Tue 09/29/09 10:37 PM

There is a person on this site I don't know the name and I quote
"You are doing it wrong" He/she always says that



I know of whom you speak and he's very wise indeed.....

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Tue 09/29/09 10:38 PM
Btw, OP if you really smelled like twinkies, you'd have girls all over you, girls just loooooove twinkies. Those and poptarts.:banana:

writer_gurl's photo
Tue 09/29/09 10:40 PM

Btw, OP if you really smelled like twinkies, you'd have girls all over you, girls just loooooove twinkies. Those and poptarts.:banana:

surprised How do you know my secret!!surprised

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Tue 09/29/09 10:40 PM


Btw, OP if you really smelled like twinkies, you'd have girls all over you, girls just loooooove twinkies. Those and poptarts.:banana:

surprised How do you know my secret!!surprised


I'm just that good.smokin

skanktricil's photo
Tue 09/29/09 10:57 PM

Btw, OP if you really smelled like twinkies, you'd have girls all over you, girls just loooooove twinkies. Those and poptarts.:banana:


yes, well, i mentioned in my post that i do attract people. just the wrong ones. girls and guys.... UGH!! even one that went stalker on me... he works with my ex and she told me he was watchin me workout one nite just to make sure i was where i said i was vs. out with other people. IT'S JUST WRONG!! i mean, i'm trying to lose the fat on me but i can only do so much. I'M TRYING!

why would someone keep on when they know ur not into them and u just don't go that way? i don't understand it. i was very clear. and to be sure, with reference to another topic i think it's in a different forum tho, but it had something to do with "what's fat?", i just prefer not to wrestle outside of my weight class. u kno?

ennywei, i didn't write this with the intention to single anyone out or upset anyone. i hope i was vague enough yet got my point across.

earthytaurus76's photo
Tue 09/29/09 11:00 PM
Edited by earthytaurus76 on Tue 09/29/09 11:06 PM
apparently.. i was the "wrong one" too. O well.

**** twinkies too.

Apparently what hes saying is, you must be thin, and also work out.


Note: i emailed one night, back and forth, and DID NOT continue.

writer_gurl's photo
Tue 09/29/09 11:05 PM

apparently.. i was the "wrong one". O well.

**** twinkies too.

Apparently what hes saying is, you must be thin, and also work out.




Me too, I guessohwell

earthytaurus76's photo
Tue 09/29/09 11:07 PM


apparently.. i was the "wrong one". O well.

**** twinkies too.

Apparently what hes saying is, you must be thin, and also work out.




Me too, I guessohwell


laugh yes, well you know.. well just have to skulk off to the corner, and leave way for real success. laugh

Wanna share some chocolate cake?

writer_gurl's photo
Tue 09/29/09 11:10 PM



apparently.. i was the "wrong one". O well.

**** twinkies too.

Apparently what hes saying is, you must be thin, and also work out.




Me too, I guessohwell


laugh yes, well you know.. well just have to skulk off to the corner, and leave way for real success. laugh

Wanna share some chocolate cake?

Ooohhhh, I love chocolate cakebigsmile :banana: bigsmile

skanktricil's photo
Tue 09/29/09 11:10 PM

apparently.. i was the "wrong one" too. O well.

**** twinkies too.

Apparently what hes saying is, you must be thin, and also work out.


Note: i emailed one night, back and forth, and DID NOT continue.


nah, tha's not what i'm sayin. but i won't tell u how to interpret what u read.

not exactly sure what is "apparent" to you and how or why "wrong one" is something u think, but like u said "O well.".

can't take all things so seriously, it's not healthy. lighten up. cheer up.

robert1652's photo
Tue 09/29/09 11:11 PM
Edited by robert1652 on Tue 09/29/09 11:11 PM


There is a person on this site I don't know the name and I quote
"You are doing it wrong" He/she always says that



I know of whom you speak and he's very wise indeed.....


That person's wisdom was not in question my non commitment to the phrase was the point.I wanted a reported speech cause I didn't want to say that myself

OK I acted cowardly
Add to the list for the confessions this Sunday
Gosh I am gonna run out of breath with all the Hail Marys this Sunday


MirrorMirror's photo
Tue 09/29/09 11:12 PM
:angel:

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Tue 09/29/09 11:13 PM



There is a person on this site I don't know the name and I quote
"You are doing it wrong" He/she always says that



I know of whom you speak and he's very wise indeed.....


That person's wisdom was not in question my non commitment to the phrase was the point.I wanted a reported speech cause I didn't want to say that myself

OK I acted cowardly
Add to the list for the confessions this Sunday
Gosh I am gonna run out of breath with all the Hail Marys this Sunday




huh

earthytaurus76's photo
Tue 09/29/09 11:14 PM
Edited by earthytaurus76 on Tue 09/29/09 11:16 PM


apparently.. i was the "wrong one" too. O well.

**** twinkies too.

Apparently what hes saying is, you must be thin, and also work out.


Note: i emailed one night, back and forth, and DID NOT continue.


nah, tha's not what i'm sayin. but i won't tell u how to interpret what u read.

not exactly sure what is "apparent" to you and how or why "wrong one" is something u think, but like u said "O well.".

can't take all things so seriously, it's not healthy. lighten up. cheer up.


You said you attract the "wrong ones". Well.. I tried to be a friend to you, and so all I can assume is that I am included.. Maybe its the twinkie smell.. You should be careful what kind of statements you make.. it just sounds rude.

YOU lighten up.. your the one who doesnt like women who arent slim.

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Tue 09/29/09 11:16 PM



apparently.. i was the "wrong one" too. O well.

**** twinkies too.

Apparently what hes saying is, you must be thin, and also work out.


Note: i emailed one night, back and forth, and DID NOT continue.


nah, tha's not what i'm sayin. but i won't tell u how to interpret what u read.

not exactly sure what is "apparent" to you and how or why "wrong one" is something u think, but like u said "O well.".

can't take all things so seriously, it's not healthy. lighten up. cheer up.


You said you attract the "wrong ones". Well.. I tried to be a friend to you, and so all I can assume is that I am included.. Maybe its the twinkie smell.. You should be careful what kind of statements you make.. it just sounds rude.


Must be a full moon tonight, I've just had two people be rude to me. Guess I should take a break from mingle before I lose my temper and be rude back to them.....laugh

earthytaurus76's photo
Tue 09/29/09 11:17 PM




apparently.. i was the "wrong one" too. O well.

**** twinkies too.

Apparently what hes saying is, you must be thin, and also work out.


Note: i emailed one night, back and forth, and DID NOT continue.


nah, tha's not what i'm sayin. but i won't tell u how to interpret what u read.

not exactly sure what is "apparent" to you and how or why "wrong one" is something u think, but like u said "O well.".

can't take all things so seriously, it's not healthy. lighten up. cheer up.


You said you attract the "wrong ones". Well.. I tried to be a friend to you, and so all I can assume is that I am included.. Maybe its the twinkie smell.. You should be careful what kind of statements you make.. it just sounds rude.


Must be a full moon tonight, I've just had two people be rude to me. Guess I should take a break from mingle before I lose my temper and be rude back to them.....laugh


Yeah really, im goin back to my cutie in instant message..

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