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i swear i must have twinkie flavored pheromones, because not only are they attracting the wrong types of people but they seem to attract the police too. never good. police are not welcome.
what's a boy to do? i don't understand why of the people i kno, their girlfriends always tell me, "any girl would be soooo lucky to have u, ur sooo nice" or "i don't understand why u don't have a girlfriend, ur good looking" or "you deserve a good girl, u r so nice, u cook, u clean, ur thoughtful and considerate,... blah blah blah". listing a hundred and one reasons why i should have a girl, but never telling me why it is that i don't. or what it is about me that seems to repel the girls i do talk to. "oh they just haven't gotten to kno u." "it's their loss". all those nice words don't serve to find me a lady, and worse still because they are from the mouths of the girlfriends of people i am friends with or somehow from girls i shouldn't or wouldn't put any kind of moves on, out of respect. yeah, ennywei, that was my rant. i exude the scent of twinkies and i look like chocolate cake or some other decadent and indulgent delight, to those who indulge. |
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Mmmmmmmm...I twinkies
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Edited by
robert1652
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Tue 09/29/09 10:27 PM
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There is a person on this site I don't know the name and I quote
"You are doing it wrong" He/she always says that |
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I heard that they are coming out with smokeable beer
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There is a person on this site I don't know the name and I quote "You are doing it wrong" He/she always says that I know of whom you speak and he's very wise indeed..... |
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Btw, OP if you really smelled like twinkies, you'd have girls all over you, girls just loooooove twinkies. Those and poptarts.
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Btw, OP if you really smelled like twinkies, you'd have girls all over you, girls just loooooove twinkies. Those and poptarts. How do you know my secret!! |
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Btw, OP if you really smelled like twinkies, you'd have girls all over you, girls just loooooove twinkies. Those and poptarts. How do you know my secret!! I'm just that good. |
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Btw, OP if you really smelled like twinkies, you'd have girls all over you, girls just loooooove twinkies. Those and poptarts. yes, well, i mentioned in my post that i do attract people. just the wrong ones. girls and guys.... UGH!! even one that went stalker on me... he works with my ex and she told me he was watchin me workout one nite just to make sure i was where i said i was vs. out with other people. IT'S JUST WRONG!! i mean, i'm trying to lose the fat on me but i can only do so much. I'M TRYING! why would someone keep on when they know ur not into them and u just don't go that way? i don't understand it. i was very clear. and to be sure, with reference to another topic i think it's in a different forum tho, but it had something to do with "what's fat?", i just prefer not to wrestle outside of my weight class. u kno? ennywei, i didn't write this with the intention to single anyone out or upset anyone. i hope i was vague enough yet got my point across. |
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Edited by
earthytaurus76
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Tue 09/29/09 11:06 PM
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apparently.. i was the "wrong one" too. O well.
**** twinkies too. Apparently what hes saying is, you must be thin, and also work out. Note: i emailed one night, back and forth, and DID NOT continue. |
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apparently.. i was the "wrong one". O well. **** twinkies too. Apparently what hes saying is, you must be thin, and also work out. Me too, I guess |
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apparently.. i was the "wrong one". O well. **** twinkies too. Apparently what hes saying is, you must be thin, and also work out. Me too, I guess yes, well you know.. well just have to skulk off to the corner, and leave way for real success. Wanna share some chocolate cake? |
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apparently.. i was the "wrong one". O well. **** twinkies too. Apparently what hes saying is, you must be thin, and also work out. Me too, I guess yes, well you know.. well just have to skulk off to the corner, and leave way for real success. Wanna share some chocolate cake? Ooohhhh, I love chocolate cake |
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apparently.. i was the "wrong one" too. O well. **** twinkies too. Apparently what hes saying is, you must be thin, and also work out. Note: i emailed one night, back and forth, and DID NOT continue. nah, tha's not what i'm sayin. but i won't tell u how to interpret what u read. not exactly sure what is "apparent" to you and how or why "wrong one" is something u think, but like u said "O well.". can't take all things so seriously, it's not healthy. lighten up. cheer up. |
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Edited by
robert1652
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Tue 09/29/09 11:11 PM
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There is a person on this site I don't know the name and I quote "You are doing it wrong" He/she always says that I know of whom you speak and he's very wise indeed..... That person's wisdom was not in question my non commitment to the phrase was the point.I wanted a reported speech cause I didn't want to say that myself OK I acted cowardly Add to the list for the confessions this Sunday Gosh I am gonna run out of breath with all the Hail Marys this Sunday |
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There is a person on this site I don't know the name and I quote "You are doing it wrong" He/she always says that I know of whom you speak and he's very wise indeed..... That person's wisdom was not in question my non commitment to the phrase was the point.I wanted a reported speech cause I didn't want to say that myself OK I acted cowardly Add to the list for the confessions this Sunday Gosh I am gonna run out of breath with all the Hail Marys this Sunday |
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Edited by
earthytaurus76
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Tue 09/29/09 11:16 PM
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apparently.. i was the "wrong one" too. O well. **** twinkies too. Apparently what hes saying is, you must be thin, and also work out. Note: i emailed one night, back and forth, and DID NOT continue. nah, tha's not what i'm sayin. but i won't tell u how to interpret what u read. not exactly sure what is "apparent" to you and how or why "wrong one" is something u think, but like u said "O well.". can't take all things so seriously, it's not healthy. lighten up. cheer up. You said you attract the "wrong ones". Well.. I tried to be a friend to you, and so all I can assume is that I am included.. Maybe its the twinkie smell.. You should be careful what kind of statements you make.. it just sounds rude. YOU lighten up.. your the one who doesnt like women who arent slim. |
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apparently.. i was the "wrong one" too. O well. **** twinkies too. Apparently what hes saying is, you must be thin, and also work out. Note: i emailed one night, back and forth, and DID NOT continue. nah, tha's not what i'm sayin. but i won't tell u how to interpret what u read. not exactly sure what is "apparent" to you and how or why "wrong one" is something u think, but like u said "O well.". can't take all things so seriously, it's not healthy. lighten up. cheer up. You said you attract the "wrong ones". Well.. I tried to be a friend to you, and so all I can assume is that I am included.. Maybe its the twinkie smell.. You should be careful what kind of statements you make.. it just sounds rude. Must be a full moon tonight, I've just had two people be rude to me. Guess I should take a break from mingle before I lose my temper and be rude back to them..... |
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apparently.. i was the "wrong one" too. O well. **** twinkies too. Apparently what hes saying is, you must be thin, and also work out. Note: i emailed one night, back and forth, and DID NOT continue. nah, tha's not what i'm sayin. but i won't tell u how to interpret what u read. not exactly sure what is "apparent" to you and how or why "wrong one" is something u think, but like u said "O well.". can't take all things so seriously, it's not healthy. lighten up. cheer up. You said you attract the "wrong ones". Well.. I tried to be a friend to you, and so all I can assume is that I am included.. Maybe its the twinkie smell.. You should be careful what kind of statements you make.. it just sounds rude. Must be a full moon tonight, I've just had two people be rude to me. Guess I should take a break from mingle before I lose my temper and be rude back to them..... Yeah really, im goin back to my cutie in instant message.. |
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