A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern
and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER:$1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH :$2.50
HANDJOB:$10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar
and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving
drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives
the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies, "Well wash your f_cking hands, I want a
cheeseburger."

Hold the extra cheese please!!!

No secret sauce please

good one!!..lmao!