These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts,
and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down
and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm
while these exchanges were actually taking place.








ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?




WITNESS: No, I just lie there.




________________________________








ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?




WITNESS: July 18th.




ATTORNEY: What year?




WITNESS: Every year.




_____________________________________








ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of
the impact?




WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.




______________________________________








ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it
affect your memory at all?




WITNESS: Yes.




ATTORNEY : And in what ways does it affect your
memory?




WITNESS: I forget.




ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an
example of something you forgot?




_____________________________________








ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living
with you?




WITNESS: Thirty-eight or
thirty-five, I can't remember which.




ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?




WITNESS: Forty-five years

lmao...those are great!!!

The best part is that I work w/ quite a few attornies.

I'm on the floor again....

funny
but beleiveable

I can kinda see that...if someone was asking me questions and I was
nervous I'd prolly answer like that too

It took me about 10mins to contain my laughter to be able to read past
the 1st!

True enough, DC, but I just love the ones when they make an a~~ out of
the lawyers.

These are really funny :)

Thanks.

More BEER for the BAR exams!!!